

So I’m home alone and thought I would treat myself to a chippy tea. But it’s cold, I’m in my PJ’s and strictly is starting soon.
I ordered from UberEats for the first time and I’m pissed off.
My app has updated to say ‘delivered’ but I have no fish and chips with lashings of gravy (on the side) on my lap.
I phoned the restaurant who did fuck all and I’ve emailed UberEats but no response.
What shall I do for my tea?!