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🎅Will you join me in a Christmas name change, just for fun? 🎄

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 01/12/2018 01:29

Every year I try to hold back the tide of tinsel until December, but I'm happy to admit defeat on the 1st. [santa]

I used to be BlackBeltInChildWrangling - will you join me in a Christmas name change, just for fun? [santa]

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tinselteddypotamus · 13/12/2018 11:25

Hope it's okay to have amended my name. The other seemed too much of a mouthful Hmm If unapproved, will change back...

ISawSassyKissingSantaClaus · 13/12/2018 17:27

Your shortened version has received full authorisation now tinselteddy and here's to all things sparkly! GlitterballXmas WinkGlitterball

And thanks for the drunken snowman penguins, I've missed him! Xmas Grin

BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 13/12/2018 22:34

Oh no, not another one with Christmas name change regret, tinselteddy?! You do know, don't you, that that means 2 free gifts from SBc?! I'll leave you to decide whether that's a good or a bad thing Xmas Wink

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 13/12/2018 22:51

Snow forecast ❄⛄

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Penguinsandreindeer · 13/12/2018 23:10

Will need to send MissConduct in this direction - last I heard she was seeking out attractive men on trains again. 🚂 Are you still needing attractive men Sassy? Or have you realised from MN you should always LTB. 🐒

ReallyRudeYank · 14/12/2018 00:35

I'm the yank formerly known as MissConductUS. I'm not sure if I'm sold on this one, so I may NC again.

Xmas Smile
Philomensapie · 14/12/2018 03:50

👋

Rubytinsleslippers · 14/12/2018 04:00

I'm in

MsLToe · 14/12/2018 04:08

I’m mostly confused but that’s ok.

SantaBabycharly · 14/12/2018 06:51

Mwah!
Morning!

BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 14/12/2018 07:02

Good chilly morning all, brrr!🐧

Welcome to new Christmas namechanger Rubytinsleslippers. Your initiation ceremony will include an exacting examination of your tinsel by Sassy, and if approved you may claim or run, run, as fast as you can from your over-friendly free gift from an enthusiastic SBc. In order to appease MrsF, who were you before? Xmas Smile

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 14/12/2018 07:09

Xmas HmmTut, tut, tut, ReallyRudeYank - you need to rethink this, don't you deer, and come back with a Christmas theme to your new name, no matter how tenuous. You will then be afforded the warmest of welcomes too warm in some cases, I can assure you.

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SantaBabycharly · 14/12/2018 07:54

ReallyRudolphYank ?

Penguinsandreindeer · 14/12/2018 08:19

ReallyRudeYank Welcome 🎄🐧Xmas Grin

BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 14/12/2018 08:25

Xmas Hmm No, no, no deer Penguin, no welcome just yet for the unseasonal one, though I might need to put you in charge of member recruitment Xmas Wink

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 14/12/2018 08:31

Good to see you're on form this morning, SBc Xmas Smile

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 14/12/2018 08:38

Fret ye not about any confusion, Toe - you'll fit right in here with that. I was wondering, in fact, if we could utilise your MsL to help with free gift claims if SBc can't cope with any peak in demand? though be warned she'll probably wrestle you for them, and has very sharp elbows Xmas Wink

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Penguinsandreindeer · 14/12/2018 08:40

Black Sorry but its not ReallyRude's fault you didn't you didn't explain in American that you take original name and make it Christmassy or the jetlag was too much. I will leave the professional name change advisers to do their magic as I would just have gone with MissletoeUS

BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 14/12/2018 09:03

Believe me, deer Penguins, as someone with an American best buddy I do understand that some things get lost in translation Xmas Wink

However, I couldn't approve your own suggestion for The Unseasonal One, because it could easily lead to confusion with our existing deer MsLToe. Also, our deer SBc tends to get a bit twitchy if there's too much mistletoe around, because she really doesn't like the lip competition, sorry.

We'll see what The Unseasonal One comes back with, but ReallyRudeolfYank would seem to suit - seasonal, while at the same time still acknowledging her Yankee really rudeness, IYSWIM?

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Penguinsandreindeer · 14/12/2018 09:22

I did think of MissRudolphUS but that sounds like a dodgy beauty parade. 🐒 😳

YankOnTheShelf · 14/12/2018 09:23

Tut, tut, tut, ReallyRudeYank - you need to rethink this, don't you deer, and come back with a Christmas theme to your new name

Point taken BlackBelt. Xmas Smile

Ho Ho Ho.

BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 14/12/2018 09:29

Now you're talking our language, Yank Xmas Smile

A warm welcome to you, and I hope you're ready for the initiation ceremony Xmas Wink

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 14/12/2018 09:32

True, deer Penguins - that second idea of your's was a bit of a No No No 🎅

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SantaBabycharly · 14/12/2018 10:25

I am working on my OOOs
Orbicularis Oris Osculations
( No gin ! )
Mwah! Mwah!

ISawSassyKissingSantaClaus · 14/12/2018 10:46

Still on the hunt Penguins, until then there's the drunken snowman to keep me happy Xmas Grin

Was getting my clipboard out but then realised we don't have more tinsel on the thread to inspect... ruby tine avec le slippers are just fine! Xmas Wink

Waves to Yank! Xmas Smile

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