If you HAD to pick one, would you rather wander down the high street topless or bottomless?

[GingerbreadTeapot]

Yes I know it's a ridiculous question but someone indulge me, I'm newly single and trying hard to entertain myself

I actually can't decide. Topless I think because my boobs look better than my bum.

Bottomless with a vag chin

No, it's deemed inappropriate to reach into your pants and pull stuff out in public. But if you have a vagina on your chin you're in unknown territory anyway, so why not go all out?

Topless! Lots of people go topless on beaches etc

Bottomless.

Topless men people assume you're asking for attention/comment/assault.

Bottomless men people assume there is some sort of mental health condition driving you and leave you alone.

Topless. But I’d also be fairly comfortable going bottomless, I think.