If you HAD to pick one, would you rather wander down the high street topless or bottomless?

[GingerbreadTeapot]

Yes I know it's a ridiculous question but someone indulge me, I'm newly single and trying hard to entertain myself

I actually can't decide. Topless I think because my boobs look better than my bum.

Yeah but with a penis on your forehead you could just wear hats to cover it up

Maybe that’s what Jay from Jamiroquoi has been hiding

This is worthy of inclusion in Richard herrings emergency questions haha. I'd say topless if actually forced, I have a scar on my leg I'm more self conscious of than my saggy tits

Shirley, is the penis fully functional?

Jay from Jamiroquai is a dickhead alright

Chin vagina probably less trouble overall?

My arse is better than my boobs, but I’m choosing topless.

A chin vag - as long as it is waxed, could possibly be disguised with careful make up? Perhaps it could pass for a Rock Hudson chin cleft

One of herrings questions is, would you rather date a man who was a six foot penis, or date a man who instead of a penis, has a tiny man down there

Shirley, is the penis fully functional?

Yes, I suppose it is. But only if the vag is fully functioning so secretions and all.

Mrsjohnmurphy WTF?!

I’d choose the 6ft penis, a little man would scare me more

My arse is better than my boobs but I'd rather boobs out than foof.

Oh god a menstruating chin???

Topless,my Tits are reasonable but I wouldn't want anyone looking at my vagina it's way too personal!

I'd go for the forehead penis then, they look fun and hope it wasn't too big. Maybe a heavy fringe could disguise it.

Topless for sure. I'm self-conscious enough walking around without pants on in front of my BF let alone down the high street

@Shirleyphallus a vag coming out of my chin I could pretend I'm a decendent of John Travolta ..🤷‍♀️

Sylvia, most people seem to go for the tiny man as a penis, so well done

@Mrsjohnmurphy is the little man a proper small man? Like, you could have proper conversations with him? Has he got a different personality to his owner?

Bottomless. My behind is so large it's far enough behind the rest of me to pretend it's someone else's.

And I'd have the penis growing out of my forehead - I could hide it under my fringe or tuck it behind my ear.

Topless, purely because bottomless would a) be too cold, b) risk of injury, c) risk of sitting in something horrible.

Yes Shirley it's a separate person, it's also been established that he doesn't need to breathe, because he shares a blood supply with the man.

Anyone else ever wondered why Winnie The Pooh always goes bottomless?

If the chin vagina is fully functional could you use it to store things?

It wouldn’t matter which. People would be throwing their coats at me to cover up whilst chanting “Shame...shame...shame”

@CuppaSarah that depends, do you usually store things in your vagina?