The postman just took a piss on my gatepost!

[AutisticPenguin]

I'm sure he did. what else would he have been stood up against the gatepost like that for? I was right there in the kitchen window too and he knew it!

WTF?

I didn't even get an interview when I applied for a postperson job yet they will employ someone who pisses on gateposts?! I mean... I doubt that's an interview question but still.

It was not my usual postman.

No point to this thread... just a bit

I'd find this incredible funny. I'm immature like that, though. I'd have been unable to refrain from yelling 'Wanger!' at him.

I was trying to think where the next best postman pissing post might be and actually he probably picked a good spot... if I wasn't at my kitchen window!

donttalkallatonce I was considering a chorus of "we know what yer doing" myself but judging by this thread... we actually don't.

Off topic, but there was a great jokes thread on MN a month or so ago and another poster added this one (from memory, I can't find the thread).

A man comes home one evening, mad as the devil about something, and says to his wife "I've just found out the the postman has had sex with every woman on this street...except one."

His wife thinks about it for a moment and says "Oh, I'd wager it's that cheeky cow who lives in number 11!"

I think you're going to need to let it go this time unless you have solid proof

If she had solid proof, it would've been more than a wee that the postman had had 🤣

KittensAndCake

Also... was hardly going to take a bloomin video was I?

Did you see his bum?

It may not have been the most furtive of relievings, but I'm not expecting he dropped trousers

Surely that "man having a wee" expression is pretty obvious

Just because he's employed by the Royal Mail does not make him impervious to the call of nature!
I think some people need to remember we are only human and lots of people who are employed by the Royal Mail put their jobs on the line daily by stealing mail, committing fraud, being rude to their customers and god forbid answering the call of nature on a quiet lane when they hope no one is looking.

Are you my postman?

Yes. When I want to send a text I often stop my car having just started driving and get out

Well, you should. It's illegal otherwise and if driving is part of your job you'd lose your job too if caught.

Could be worse op. A postman where I used to live crapped in (on? Under?) someone’s garden hedge. Made the local paper and everything.

Made the local paper and everything.

🤣

OMG, Daphne!

And, by the way, Penguin - you sound lovely! Love your humour.......

Can I just make it perfectly clear I do not text while driving. Stop half quoting me. If I want to send a text while driving I don't, basically. I'm not a multitasker by nature... when I'm driving I'm not even thinking about anything other than driving. My brain pretty much can't. Funny eh? I also don't stop my car, get out and stand facing a gatepost looking suspiciously like I've deployed the she-wee when I want to text someone either. I save texting until I've stopped driving altogether. Given the circumstances surrounding today's incident texting is a highly unlikely scenario... peeing is actually way more likely especially given other people's tales of the were many rocketing habits of other post people! (Thank you for those by the way. )

I only suspect him of peeing not performing a satanic ritual!

That's nice to say CazzieCatsRock... I was starting to think I'd go back to Not Interacting Much again for a bit, but glad someone got the funny.

Country rules is different, see? Not like them townies

"were many rocketing habits" obvious meant to say "errant toileting habits"

ObviousLY* ffs

OP! We have our very own "Pissing Postie" too (that's what I call him).

I was showing the letting agent around for our quarterly inspection and spotted the PP out the window, clearly relieving himself up the neighbour's hedge 😱😱😱😱

Wildflower

Maybe it's a Thing? Like the shorts wearing Thing. Perhaps there's a competition for most daring piss?

Or maybe people just occasionally get caught short?

We live down a country lane and have 4 posties, only one however appears to be a pissing postie (he prefers trees to gateposts)

Dogs seem to keep peeing on mine

So sorry baby who do postmen work for, if not the Post Office? When I go to our local sorting office, it's full of postmen (postpeople?). Genuinely intrigued...

I had an ex who was a postman and he once told me he pissed in a block of flats. He was desperate. So it was ok. That wasn't the reason I finished with him, but it didn't help

@VanGoghsDog why the half quote? The point of that post was about how random it would be to get out and go and lean against someone's post to send a text right after having just got in your car. NOT that they do or condone texting while driving, obviously!

And at all the people who can't comprehend how someone could possibly have a piss in public. As though it's the least likely scenario that could happen.