Some CF has been trimming my holy bush

[KalindaBlack]

My holly bush, laden with beautiful red berries hands over my fence and can be reached from the road. Someone has been helping themselves to it, I imagine for making Christmas wreaths!! Cheeky fuckaroonies!!!!

I can’t stop picturing your holy bush. Sorry!

Definitely needs a warning sign on the other side - maybe "do not f^&c with my Holy Bush or Retribution will be Yours".

Can I ask is the bush holy (as in having been blessed) or holly (as in a prickly plant often used in wreaths around Christmas time)? There would be a difference in how I would respond to the gardener depending on which it is.

That is an excellent typo.

That is very cheeky, doesn't surprise me though. You'll probably see some of it wrapped around some Facebook tat candle holder or glittery wine glass.

Bloody heathens.

The berries will have dropped off by Christmas though surely?

Crap, it's a holly bush, the prickly type, definitely not been blessed, as far as I know.

If you keep the holly moist it will last, apparently.

I suspect that if it hangs into the road people are perfectly entitled to do this.

I had an apple tree in my front garden eith mistletoe on it. One year someone cut it and stole it at Christmas. I hope it brought them no luck at all!

I’m sitting in a doctors reception waiting for my appointment with my doctor named Robin. Which led nicely to ‘Holy Bush, Batman!’

If it's over hanging the road then they're probably allowed to. Not 100% sure on that though.
I know if a neighbours plant over hangs your boundary then you can trim.

They drop some in the road, CF didn't even clean up after them!!

That is the best typo ever

Set up a bushcam.

Good Lord, how did a stranger get so close to ones Holy Bush??? Have you told Moses?

You have to keep it moist??? Who told you that??? Some bloke gardener trying to advise a lady on how to keep her bush in tip top condition no doubt!
Scoundrels, the lot of them

Oh well as long as they are keeping your holy bush moist, I have no concerns

You lot have dirty minds
I only wanted to share the cheeky fuckery of some stranger trimming my holy bush!

Holly!

I wanted to ask how he got close enough to trim it, but you said there was easy access from the road

Holy bush? Hallelujah

Holy bush and moist aren't words to put together imo....

Holy bush? . Brilliant typo!

You clearly think a lot of yourself, op. I bet it's not THAT special.