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Jacob Rees Mogg is an absolute

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lLikeCake · 16/11/2018 10:18

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Miggeldy · 16/11/2018 15:25

twat

anotherneter · 16/11/2018 15:47

I don’t think his fan base is on Mumsnet! Grin

BalthazarImpresario · 16/11/2018 15:48

'victorian preying mantis'?

NewYoiker · 16/11/2018 15:55

Cock womble

Gilead · 16/11/2018 16:13

I've just seen him described (in a meme) as a 'haunted victorian pencil'. Stroke of genius!

SergeantPfeffer · 16/11/2018 16:18

Tosspot

SymphonyofShadows · 16/11/2018 16:21

Shitgoblin

NewYoiker · 16/11/2018 16:22

@Gilead that's amazing!!

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 16/11/2018 16:34

You clearly haven’t been on MN long, oldgranny.

This is a nice thread, all things considered.

Silvercatowner · 16/11/2018 17:22

He needed pickling in vinegar when he was 12:

Bluntness100 · 16/11/2018 17:25

Back stabbing attention seeking deeply disliked untrustworthy creepy odd ball.

titsbumfannythelot · 16/11/2018 17:26

Hoofwanking bunglecunt.

Mrsr8 · 16/11/2018 17:27

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ALongHardWinter · 16/11/2018 17:32

Cockwomble. I can't believe he's younger than me! He looks like a right old fogey.

lLikeCake · 16/11/2018 17:33

@Silvercatowner

No words....ShockConfused🤭😯🙀🙀🙀

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Ohallright · 16/11/2018 17:36

A cliche of a baddy

Silvercatowner · 16/11/2018 17:36

@ILikeCake

I know. And he's in a position of such power.

Growingboys · 16/11/2018 17:38

babe.

I love him.

DishranawaywiththeSpoon · 16/11/2018 17:43

gilead that really made me laugh!

He's like an evil roald dahl villain except he's real.

Talkinpeece · 16/11/2018 17:51

The thought that he is younger than Kylie is SCARY

JRM is beyond the pale
phrase used extremely deliberately

kalinkafoxtrot45 · 16/11/2018 17:54

Toffee nosed git.

dangerrabbit · 16/11/2018 17:56

Love the gq quote:
“Halfway between an Edwardian gent and a Victorian child catcher.”

BreakWindandFire · 16/11/2018 18:31

Demonic fencepost.

MalcolmsBrokenWalrusMoneybox · 16/11/2018 18:38

Jacob Rees mogg is an absolute legend and I love the idea of doing the shred but I think he is a good time for you to talk to him about the dj and how to make the best of your life experience and how to make a bun in the future to help you with your business and to help you to talk to the gym and get a new one and a few years ago from the thomsons site we got a little parcel off the tracker for the week.

According to my predictive text at any rate.

ForalltheSaints · 16/11/2018 18:50

Surely whatever we think of him, a Latin word should be used.

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