What’s the most fucking boring thread youvevevrr got stuck on?

[PouchofDouglas]

For me it’s education threads. Oh my god

Delivery drivers using toilets.

I once got overinvested in a laundry thread.

Delivery driver took a dump and the stink made OP cry apparently

I used to get stuck on cat poo ones but I don't bother now. Also parking threads have got a bit old.
Anything that's been done over and over and no conclusion reached I guess.

There used to be a series of Boring Threads where posters would post things like “I think I might have a biscuit.” and “The leek that arrived in the online shop was smaller than expected.” They were actually quite soothing to read.

One about whether or not sugar should be added to bolognaise. I got very involved even though I don’t give a shit about what people do or don’t put in their cooking.

I think those types of thread are the equivalent of starting to watch a crappy Channel 5 movie and not being arsed to switch it off.

How about the 'list' threads . Where a question gets asked such as 'what's your favourite margarine' or something equally banal.
Everyone answers but nobody reads anyone else's and there's just a massive list of makes of margarine.

I replied to a few to start with then just thought. Why??

I was absolutely doing my best not to say ‘this one’ and run away, but then I had to post or I would have had to use my hands instead to turn off Match of the Day 2. And then I would have to get up and go to bed.

Strongly disagree- the 'delivery man did a shit in my loo' is the best thing I've ever read. I howled laughing. This one is funny too.

I got into a barney about soup yesterday.

It was oddly comforting. I have real scary shit going on IRL at the moment and fisticuffs about soup was so surreal, I quite enjoyed it.

Oh was that the 'is soup a meal?' one? I just thought no and moved along without posting.

That was the one. I'm still vaguely indignant now

The Victoria sponge one

Hundreds of posts on how to make the best one. I read every post and even made a list of the best 'tips'.

I don't even bake 

Soup is certainly a meal. Next!

Southampton have scored but not as often as Manchester City.

This one zzzzzzz

Hello OP why don’t you like education threads? There are people on the telly talking about football. Please drown them out.

Quite like the sound of that Venus.

Most tedious was a parking one. Wasn't even that bothered about the subject but somehow managed to get into a 'thing' with another poster. It was a boring subject and an even more boring disagreement. I avoid aibu now.

I like laundry ones and cleaning ones are boring but I like those too.

(Is soup a meal..? I think so)

"How about the 'list' threads . Where a question gets asked such as 'what's your favourite margarine' or something equally banal." Just what I was going to say - usually I know better now. But sometimes I get sucked in - like the "great Yorkshire pudding debate" ugh

"I don't even bake" 😂😂😂

Thought it was just me did daft shit like that!

And yes soup is a meal - especially scots soups which are really more like thin stews, (unless it's my mothers broth which is delicious but you could cement walls with it!!)

Yes, you think I need to tell everyone what my favourite margarine is then you realise nobody cares and weirdly generally the OP loses interest after a while.

The AMA ones were a total bore

Oh god yes, those AMA threads!!!

Yes they seem to have died down now thankfully. A couple of vaguely interesting ones but on the whole it was stuff you could ask someone in RL anytime you wanted. Or a subject that you couldn't think of a single question about.

The AMA’s were all either hideously boring or completely fictional.

I have read so many ‘should I have a pop brush or not?’ debates in my time. I just can’t stop reading. Also cat poo and people letting cats shit in other people gardens, well I’ll just shit in someone’s garden then if a cat can, but cats have a right to roam unlike dogs, but my kids stood in a cat shit and once and I don’t even have cats, just keep your cat indoors, you can’t keep a cat indoors it’s cruel, cats kill wildlife, several links from RSPB about cats killing wildlife, several links from WWF about cats not having a significant effect on wildlife populations, I once saw a cat, but if I wanted a cat in my garden I would have got a cat, cats have always been in peoples gardens it’s what they do, put spikes/ lion poo/ sharp stones/ electric fence/ moats around your gardens and you won’t get cats, why should I spend money keeping your cat out of my garden? Ad infinitum.