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Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?

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QuimReaper · 23/10/2018 21:41

...OK, yes, I'm watching a Twilight film Grin

Currently I feel like werewolf is kicking vampire's ass.

God, I'd love to be a werewolf.

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Unicornandbows · 23/10/2018 21:42

Vampire

The speed
Living forever
Looking fab
And an allocated super power

😍👌😎

Notquiterichenough · 23/10/2018 21:43

No way. Vampires are way sexier. Takes me back to my Goth days.

FangTasticFeast · 23/10/2018 21:43

Vampire definitely

QuimReaper · 23/10/2018 21:44

Are you all being Twilight vamps though? They were t necessarily hot in Dracula...

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isseywithcats · 23/10/2018 21:44

vampire
chic black gothy clothes
fabulous long hair
cool going out at night when everyone else is in bed
lots of protein in blood

tablebrush · 23/10/2018 21:44

I think werewolf mainly because of the blood sucking, it puts me off 

QuimReaper · 23/10/2018 21:44

I've always thought vamp but the twilight wolves are kickass!

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queenofgoogle · 23/10/2018 21:44

the werewolves are sexy, because they're big and brawny. But oid like to be a vampire as theyre beautiful and live forever.

WTBE · 23/10/2018 21:45

Vampire, hate the wet dog smell!

Thatstheendofmytether · 23/10/2018 21:46

But not all warewolfs are like the ones in twilight (not technically werewolves anyway). Have you seen vanhelsing, I certainly wouldn't want to be one of those werewolves 😂

QuimReaper · 23/10/2018 21:47

I remember watching Buffy as a teen and having a serious visceral envy reaction when they suddenly snapped their erections teeth out and LONGING to be a vampire. Maybe I prefer the wolves in twilight because they do a transformation?

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QuimReaper · 23/10/2018 21:48

Thats very true, wolves haven't historically had half as good a rep in fiction!

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EffYouSeeKaye · 23/10/2018 21:49

Werewolf.

I can’t even resist chocolate. If I were a vampire, there’s no way I’d be a good one, I’d cave immediately.

Also, I love dogs. They’re so happy.

Bluntness100 · 23/10/2018 21:51

Vampire. Couldn't be doing with that much body hair.

Scienceforthewin · 23/10/2018 21:52

Werewolf. Eat loads (of any food), don't get fat. Always warm. Get to have babies. Always warm (did I mention I hate winter). Don't have to suffer thirst around humans wanting to kill them. Vampires seem moodier and normally a bit miserable. Always warm...

FoofOfTheWalkingDead · 23/10/2018 21:53

Vampire. Preferably one like in Discovery of Witches.

MemoryOfSleep · 23/10/2018 21:54

Depends on the flavour of werewolf. The Harry Potter ones had a shocking time of it. And I'm sorry, but the thing with the werewolf dude and the little girl in twilight was just gross. I don't care if he wouldn't act on it until she was older. Ewww.

I recently read a book where there were vamps and shifters though, that had a bit of a pack mentality. Shifters seemed to have a better deal.

daphine2004 · 23/10/2018 21:55

Vampire! True Blood suggests the sex is insane! 😱😂

Piewacket · 23/10/2018 21:58

Vampire definitely...if you read "Interview with a vampire", you will discover that you can just whinge endlessly about EVERYTHING, like someone having the very worst bout of the grouches ever, yet you will STILL be irresistible to everyone around you. (And I still hopelessly fancy Louis...though I'm not a fan of Brad Pitt's screen versiion).

(I can already ROCK the endless whinging, so I just need the other bit).

HopeGarden · 23/10/2018 22:05

Werewolf.

You could just carry on pretty much as normal unless it’s a full moon if you wanted to.

Whereas vampires are seriously allergic to sunlight, and have a constant craving for human blood. The living forever thing might sound fun at first, but you’d not be able to settle down anywhere because sooner or later people would notice you weren’t getting older and start asking awkward questions.

Chesntoots · 23/10/2018 22:07

Vampire. I would be two dress sizes smaller and rock a leather all in one!

QuimReaper · 23/10/2018 22:12

The living forever thing might sound fun at first, but you’d not be able to settle down anywhere because sooner or later people would notice you weren’t getting older and start asking awkward questions.

Although EASILY the most ridiculous thing about Twilight is the idea that theyve been doing their A Levels over and over again for a century Grin

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BigStripeyBastard · 23/10/2018 22:13

I would waste no time being a good vampire. I would lay waste to whole cities, creating my army of the undead and I would drain every last one of you of your life blood!

But then I've got the right hump today so I may feel differently tomorrow.
But for now, I will content myself with the thought of mass murder to satiate my undead thirst!

BigStripeyBastard · 23/10/2018 22:14

And I wouldnt be a Twishite vampire that sparkles! 😂

nocutsnobuttsnococonuts · 23/10/2018 22:14

Haven't seen twilight so can't comment on that particular type but... after reading Kelley Armstrong's other world series i would most definitely be a werewolf especially if I get my own Clay 😍

Vampires seem to be portrayed as tortured souls and a bit moany, never enjoying their eternal life whereas werewolves are wild, free and embrace themselves for who they are 😁

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