Can anyone beat this for embarrassment?

[Anchorsaweigh]

A few years ago I was sick, really sick. Flu like thing.

But so was my dog. He needed the vet asap. He was being sick and verging on dehydration.

I don't drive and taxis won't take dogs so I had to get the bus.

I was really Ill. I feel like death warmed up. I went in my hoody and leggings with old uggs on and I left my hair in the bobble I'd slept in.

I managed to get through the appointment and got Ddog the antibiotics and meds he needed.

I started to walk home but started going dizzy, I was getting a temp again.

I called a friend who left work to come get me.

I was outside a Tesco extra and I sat down outside. No benches so I just sat against the window waiting for my friend.

And then...

A lady came out and tried to give me her change

I told her i didn't need it I was just waiting for my friend but she insisted and get me about £1.40

I was too sick to even fight against it any further so I just thanked her

My friend pissed herself laughing when I told her

Can laugh now but at the time I felt even shitter!

I was at a talk given by the later great Mick Ashton of Time Team fame (bit of a hero if mine).
Talk ended, chairs were moved and MA stood by a table at the far end of the room chatting. I saw my opportunity to get my book signed.
Fetched it from my bag, walked -ran- quickly towards him and suddenly found myself on my knees, swishing along the floor and came to a halt face in front of his crotch MA looked down, somewhat surprised and graciously helped me to my feet. He even signed my book.

(The event was in a college gym, the wooden floor polished and slippery and great for sliding across)