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Next door's cat is bullying my DH

73 replies

peachesmakebeaches · 18/10/2018 14:45

DH does not like cats. He has made this clear by poking his head out the back door whenever Toodles is within shouting distance and using words which the DC have gleefully repeated to Nana.

Toodles is now getting his own back by sitting in front of our drive every morning and point-blank refusing to move Grin

DH is due home at 3pm and Toodles has assumed position right in the middle of the drive Grin Grin Grin

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Ollivander84 · 18/10/2018 14:49

Well done Toodles 

Tawdrylocalbrouhaha · 18/10/2018 14:52

Congratulations on your new cat! Tomorrow, Toodles will be on the sofa, and your husband will be sitting in the driveway.

Villanellesproudmum · 18/10/2018 14:52

Is your husband of a intellectual match for Toodles as this could get nasty.

Cedar03 · 18/10/2018 14:53

Grin Toodles obviously likes a challenge.

Original poster
peachesmakebeaches · 18/10/2018 14:53

I love my DH dearly but I think Toodles is more intelligent than either of us.

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concretesieve · 18/10/2018 14:57

Watch AIBU

'my NDNs have always been lovely but we now have issues about parking as he claims he is being intimidated by a cat'

BernardsarenotalwaysSaints · 18/10/2018 14:59

This is why cat's are brilliant! They just don't give a fuck.

Marylou2 · 18/10/2018 14:59

Team Toodles 😆😆😆

Soubriquet · 18/10/2018 15:01

GrinGrin

The more he protests, the more the cat will stay firm

TheVanguardSix · 18/10/2018 15:02

Toodles will have DH feeding him Fancy Feast from the palm of his hand in no time. Enjoy your new pet! Wink

Absla · 18/10/2018 15:03

Bravo Toodles. Though I am not a cat lover, i still like and appreciate them for their remarkably twattish ways. Plus they are cute, even if they're evil (sorry)

TheVanguardSix · 18/10/2018 15:04

Bernards
Cats are ‘woke’ AF. Grin

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peachesmakebeaches · 18/10/2018 15:05

Am lying under the window nearly crying with laughter. DH is asking Toodles nicely to move from the window of his car.

Toodles is unimpressed.

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DollyWilde · 18/10/2018 15:06

Oh this is excellent. Go Toodles! Grin

Original poster
peachesmakebeaches · 18/10/2018 15:06

DH now warning Toodles that I will have to come and move him

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POPholditdown · 18/10/2018 15:08

😂😂😂😂

theredjellybean · 18/10/2018 15:10

Your poor dh... Have you logged it with 111 and booked a spa day.
Maybe you need an au pair for tootles or your dh needs to love bomb tootles, who is obviously crying out for attention

Cedar03 · 18/10/2018 15:15

Your DH might need to provide a parking diagram.

Well done Toodles.

chemenger · 18/10/2018 15:16

Picture?

DisrespectfulAdultFemale · 18/10/2018 15:16

I like Toodles's style.

HemanOrSheRa · 18/10/2018 15:16

DH is asking Toodles nicely to move from the window of his car. 😂😂😂

Soubriquet · 18/10/2018 15:19

Oh god I would pay good money to see this Grin

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peachesmakebeaches · 18/10/2018 15:19

Had to go and remove Toodles from the driveway. Wee shite cuddled into me and smugly miaowed at DH.

Neighbours now under the impression I'm having an affair thanks to DH shouting 'You chose HIM' Grin Grin

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Missingstreetlife · 18/10/2018 15:21

Water pistol. Sorted

ohtheholidays · 18/10/2018 15:22

Grin your poor DH,but I must be honest I would have been watching from inside the house laughing if it was my DH.