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You FUCKERS

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OvO · 14/10/2018 22:24

Now I can’t go on my own thread.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

Proper palpitations.

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AmazingGrace16 · 14/10/2018 22:25

Are you Ok?

OublietteBravo · 14/10/2018 22:26
Grin I’ve hidden your thread - way too disturbing
Wolfiefan · 14/10/2018 22:26

Spiders? Don’t tell me someone shared pics.

OvO · 14/10/2018 22:27

People posting spiders pics on a thread I started. Which was about hating them. I proper got a fright, heart missed a beat then facing type of thing.

I’m a wimp. Blush

But can’t go back on it now.

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FlibbertyGiblets · 14/10/2018 22:27

Oh darn it. (See what I did there?)

Shall we tell you ridic crappy jokes to distract you?

I saw Esau sitting on a seesaw
I saw Esau, 'e saw me.

That sorta thing.

ProudThrilledHappy · 14/10/2018 22:28

Was it a thread about some thread though? May get deleted by MNHQ Grin

missmouse101 · 14/10/2018 22:28

We could post guinea pig photos instead? (Wish I had one..)

Wolfiefan · 14/10/2018 22:28

Your thread made it clear how you felt about them. So posting pics isn’t helpful. Fluffy kitten pictures? Or calming sunsets? What shall we share?!

OvO · 14/10/2018 22:29

Jokes would be good!

I actually got a little teary as it was so unexpected. Blush Mad panic to exit the thread!

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PickAChew · 14/10/2018 22:29

I'll not post a picture of Septimus, our seven legged lodger, then.

OvO · 14/10/2018 22:30

Guineapigs! What a great suggestion!

Here’s one of my beauties again, I never miss the chance to show him off. 😍

You FUCKERS
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greathat · 14/10/2018 22:30

What do you call a donkey with three legs

A wonky

FlibbertyGiblets · 14/10/2018 22:31

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

greathat · 14/10/2018 22:31

What do you call a three legged one eyed donkey?

A winky wonky

FlibbertyGiblets · 14/10/2018 22:31

Middle name. Har har har.

OvO · 14/10/2018 22:31

Oh I can’t see my photo, I’ll try again.

You FUCKERS
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OublietteBravo · 14/10/2018 22:32

Look what FB thought I wanted to buy.

You FUCKERS
Wolfiefan · 14/10/2018 22:32

Oh my. That guinea pig is gorgeous.
Why do elephants wear yellow tennis shoes?

OvO · 14/10/2018 22:32

Flibberty, that did make me laugh! 😂

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greathat · 14/10/2018 22:32

What do you call a one eyed three legged donkey that's short?

A dinky winky wonky....

This goes on a bit....

greathat · 14/10/2018 22:33

@OublietteBravo have you paid yet? They might sell out

FlibbertyGiblets · 14/10/2018 22:33

Cute piggy you've got there.

Yellow tennis shoes. Hmmmmm chin stroker. No I give up!

OvO · 14/10/2018 22:33

Oh dear, Oubliette. I’m don’t think even a supermodel could get away with those! 🤣

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StepAwayFromTheEcclesCakes · 14/10/2018 22:34

OvO that guineapig is wearing a wig surely Shock

marciagetscreamed · 14/10/2018 22:35

You literally have the denaerys targarean of Guinea-Pigs OP. Jealous.