What are you doing, what should you be doing, what would you like to be doing?

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I am: supervising the DC in the bath
I should be: encouraging them to do improving activities whilst I tidy up
I would like to be: sitting in a pub with a burger and chips and a big glass of wine, settled in with friends to talk shite for a few hours.

I’m am watching DD enthusiastically paint because if I take my eyes off her there would be paint everywhere.
She is 7!!!
I should be cooking dinner....although I’m secretly hoping last nights leftovers will stretch............
I wish I was snuggled on the sofa watching a rubbish film and eating popcorn!

I'm watching Dancing queen on Netflix
I want to be watching dancing Queen on Netflix

I’m lying on the sofa watching greys Anatomy, i should be making a healthy dinner, I want to be with my husband who is on holiday in a very hot country!

I'm on the bus home from a day long safeguarding course.

Unfortunately, it is where I should be (preferably without the numb bum though).

I'd like to be home already, drinking wine and thinking about getting a shower!

What are you doing - Sitting on the sofa with not an ounce of energy.

What should you be doing - Tidying the WHOLE house and decorating.

What would you like to be doing - Getting ready for an evening out with DD for a meal at a beach edge restaurant lit up with fairy lights.

I am sitting on the sofa watching Frozen. DGS is watching paw patrol on my ipad. I should be doing something more constructive but i am knackered. I would rather be in a hot bath with a book & a glass of wine.

I’m laying on my bed feeling sorry for myself

I should be helping my mum tidy as I started nesting and then got bored and she’s had to take over

I wish I was in labour- I’m 39+3

I am lead in bed on MN with an ill toddler asleep on me
I should be dishing up tea which has been ready in the slow cooker for the past hour
I would like to be in a nice hot bubble bath watching shit on the iPad drinking Alcohol with a nice box of chocolates. And maybe some sweets.

Having a cup of tea.

I should be changing my wound dressing (putting it off because it is grim and painful)

I would like to be in the garden pulling up weeds and digging.

I'm laid on the bed while DH baths the kids

I should be downstairs tidying up the chaos of a day of sitting in coz of the shit weather and tidying the kids tea things away

I would like to be already bathed with the kids in bed and a takeaway on route. Sadly it's an Aldi lasagne for tea

I am looking at pictures of me SIL's new puppy and texting the family. I should be writing a training course and I would like to be mowing the lawn.

I am sitting down after moving our DDs bedrooms around - I am broken
I should be making dinner for the 3 of us
(I am actually going to order a curry 👍🏻)
I'd like to be to be chilled out in the sofa with a G&T and watching killing eve

I am on the couch with DS on my knee watching Mr Tumble and mumsnetting.
I should be cleaning the bathroom.
I would like to be completely on my own for the whole evening and night and possibly tomorrow morning too!

I'm scrolling through mumsnet, lounging on the sofa. I should be playing board games with Ds. I wish I was getting ready for a night on the toon....

Siting in sofa watching TV
I should be cooking tea
I wish I was in the south of France with Tom Hardy

Laying on bed watching Netflix
Sorting washing and drying
I should be on a sunbed, on a beach, listening to the sea and reading a book whilst sipping on a pina colada!

I'm sat by the oven for warmth, waiting for the dinner to cook, avoiding the DC AND faffing on MN
I should be tidying up for dinner time and playing with the DC rather than sitting them in front of the TV
I want to be asleep. Early pregnancy tiredness is defeating me.

I'm eating haribos and watching Shrek forever after with the kids. I should be doing laundry and thinking about what we're having for dinner. I'd like to in plush hotel having a spa weekend.

I am: on a bus home from a kids party
I should be: driving home but I'm crap at it
I'd like to be: out drinking with friends

I'm staring at an assignment and eating Guylian seashells.
I should be doing the assignment
I'd rather be spending the day with DD who is away at Uni. I miss her dreadfully.

Lay on sofa in Harry Potter pjs waiting for tea to defrost after a long day at work.
What I should be doing it uni work
What I want to be doing, lying on the sofa in pjs drinking wine and eating chocolate.

Sat in a car park mumsnetting.
Supposed to be out for a run but feeling ill and exhausted.
Should be at home helping with kids tea and bed time but had a truly awful day. Everyone fed up and fucked off.
Would like to be out with friends having fun but as I'm feeling so horrible, just fast asleep in bed for at least 2 days!

I am fussing with my phone while DH takes the DC through bedtime routine.

I should be starting our dinner (mushroom risotto)

I would like to be eating the risotto in front of strictly. (I'll be there in 35 minutes)

I am: Watching 'real housewives of Beverly hills' wrapped in a woolly blanket with lemsip. I love this programme!!!

I should be: ironing🙄bleughhh and hoovering and actually....it's 6pm I should be feeding the dteens...oh hang on, I'm ill they can cook they're own burgers...get in!

Would like to be: in the Bahamas, on the beach partying with friends🕶☀️🔥🍹

I'm sitting watching peter rabbit with my toddler.
I should be reading it to him instead.
I would like to be eating a Chinese takeaway and drinking fizzy juice.