What are you doing, what should you be doing, what would you like to be doing?

[SodTheBloodyLotOfThem]

I am: supervising the DC in the bath
I should be: encouraging them to do improving activities whilst I tidy up
I would like to be: sitting in a pub with a burger and chips and a big glass of wine, settled in with friends to talk shite for a few hours.

I'm sitting on the sofa in an emotional house because the kids are at their dads.

There's nothing I should be doing.

I wish I were having sex with someone who wants me

*emotional house? Empty house! 😂