"Good Morning Madam. We are delivering a knob to you today!" 😂 😂

[Elderflower14]

Just had this phone conversation! Knob is being delivered for the cooker!! 😁 😁 😁

Ooo enjoy your new knob

Hope it's nice and shiny

At least it will be a useful knob 🙄

😁

This is the content I'm here for!

I must say I did have a giggle when he made the announcement!

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Knob has been fitted!!! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

I do like the word "knob" ..amusing, vulgar, yet ordinary enough to use in everyday conversation.

A guy at work said to me ‘i have a big one for you!’ He meant casework but we are all puerile in my department so it was hilarious.
Enjoy your knob.

Good Morning Madam. We are delivering a knob to you today!

Um, well he's actually been here all night... 🤪

I had a delivery from the 'Better Equipped' man. Wish that had been a knob!

You'd probably get a kick out of the name of this shop in Dublin so...

Dublin Shop

We also have a local Knob Shop. It was a local landmark, until it got too big and had to move to an industrial site!

Was it a big knob...

But, but....will they take the Old Useless Knob back, when they deliver the new one?

Pity you hadn't had a knock on the door from an idiot ex just after the call. Would have made you snigger.

Hope you have some lovely hot times from your new knob!

The old knob has gone. Knob delivery man walked in and announced that it was his hardest job of the day!! 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊

If you have a dh /dp tell him he has been replaced.

I remember driving past a Knobs and Knockers every time we visited my auntie. Never failed to amuse me .

@Deathly. Many years ago I split up with a knob of a boyfriend shortly before I left for a trip to Paris. He worked for the husband of my friend S. I texted S from the belltower of Notre Dame Cathedral and announced I couldn't see Quasimodo. Quick as a flash S texted back and announced that I wouldn't have as he had just left off from working with her husband!!! 😂 😂 😂 😂

@April I sadly lost my DP in January. He def wasn't a knob. He was amazing. ♥

Sorry to hear that op.

Elderflower14 so sorry to read that.

I used to work for a hardware store and a colleague once made a PA announcement calling a member of staff to the fixings aisle, customer needing a screw.

I cried laughing and she never lived it down.