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No one will buy this house - will they?

128 replies

InsomniacAnonymous · 08/10/2018 00:07

No wonder they don't dare name a price!

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-67859836.html

Surely no one would ever buy this monstrosity.

OP posts:
catinboots9 · 08/10/2018 12:19

Is it Laurence Llwellyn-Bowen's house? Sure looks like it

iMatter · 08/10/2018 12:48

It's still on the Zoopla link.

Definitely worth a look!

I wonder if the owner realised a load of MNers are looking at it and having a laugh so took it off the original site.

MiddlingMum · 08/10/2018 14:02

Good grief!

SilverySurfer · 08/10/2018 15:10

OMG that is fugly.

adviceonthepox · 08/10/2018 16:16

I would buy it in a heartbeat if I could afford it that is Sad

beeefcake · 08/10/2018 16:20

I actually love it!!!!!!

LemonysSnicket · 08/10/2018 16:25

If they rip out the insides of love it!!

Tashface · 08/10/2018 16:27

"This property has been removed by the agent.
It may be sold or temporarily removed from the market"
Sad

LoudBatPerson · 08/10/2018 16:28

The house itself, I love and would buy it without hesitation.

Although I would budget a lot for redoing the whole interior. The decor, furnishings and ornamentals are just a little bit too full on.

Tashface · 08/10/2018 16:28

^ ignore me

prettygreywalls · 08/10/2018 16:38

Just around the corner from me 😀
Asking price £ 2 million

DwangelaForever · 08/10/2018 16:43

It would be like living in the Vatican Shock

6demandingchildren · 08/10/2018 17:01

my son knows the owner she is quite famous within her field and apparently very lovely. he said the house is so much bigger in real life.

3ChangingForNow · 08/10/2018 17:07

I want it, WITH all the furniture!

Sidge · 08/10/2018 17:53

It's strangely beautiful.

Where does one buy a life size statue of Jesus though? I've never seen one in John Lewis...

Babybearsporij · 08/10/2018 17:54

Ahh it's been removed?

IdahoCrow · 08/10/2018 18:02

I reckon the resurrected corpses of Liberace and Edgar Allen Poe would party in that.

coffeeagogo · 08/10/2018 18:09

I dunno - I like it 😂

you could buy this www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-65308111.html

and have a matching pair (middle of a Westminster cemetery) quiet neighbours

Heatherjayne1972 · 08/10/2018 18:17

Imagine trying to dust it tho ....

Evidencebased · 08/10/2018 19:19

That's stunning.
Contents bit OTT for me, but would still far rather live there than in the grey grey grey empty and blank houses so often seen.

Yerroblemom1923 · 08/10/2018 19:25

itchyknees I think I know who you mean! Wink

maggienolia · 09/10/2018 07:48

Is it listed? Just wondering if it could be converted into flats.

CinnaMessala · 09/10/2018 07:56

“Is it listed? Just wondering if it could be converted into flats.”

You win. Grin

CaMePlaitPas · 09/10/2018 07:56

It would be rather unnerving having the Virgin Mary watch you having a bath.