No one will buy this house - will they?

[InsomniacAnonymous]

No wonder they don't dare name a price!

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-67859836.html

Surely no one would ever buy this monstrosity.

Godowneasy there's a note on the previously sold listing that says the details are from 2018.

It's a beautiful house underneath it all. Bet it will take ages to sell though

But the floor plans show one bedroom opposite the cellars and the living room off the bedroom....
not sure what you would do with it

Oh wow. Thats somewhere I'd love to have a good mooch around but would be terrified to get locked in overnight!

I never understand the threads. Everything that is making you laugh and cringe will be removed and you'll be left with a normal, well grander than normal, house.

Oh and that's how I managed to get my house for a brilliant price.... people have no imagination to see beyond the current.

Ooh I like it. The building that is. I couldn't bear all that vile decor. I'd have it nice and modern inside.

It is beautiful, you just have to look beyond the decor.

Amazing, interesting to know who lives there now

You’d struggle to find a cleaner to work there.....

In the words of Kate Bush “ Wow, Wow, Wow, Wow, Wow, Wow unbelievable! That’s a stunning house, but the furniture is Hammer Horrible.

I think the owners are scared of vampires with all the crucifixes over the beds! It reminds of Holly Village in Highgate London, lots of little gothic cottages.

Decor isn't to my taste but the architecture is beautiful

I'd be scared of heating bills and maintenance costs.

All that's missing is Fenella Fielding reclining on a banquette.

sleeping Aah.. that would explain it! I thought it was a bit odd, but given the house is so odd I thought it may have been preserved or something...

Yes they will! Have you seen Amazing Interiors on Netflix?!

Oops posted too soon.

It won't take much if someone has the money to change the decor and the building itself is stunning.

That link says "Property removed by the agent" It's gone, can't see any details.

Oh, how disappointing. It's not on the Wayback Machine either (archive.org)

Dammit! I wanted to see :(

I like it. I couldnt live in it, but would love to see it.

Obviously the agent or owner is on MN and didn't like the piss being taken

It’s still there! Just says it’s been removed from the market.

I can see anything other than a page saying it’s been removed.

Wow, I think it's been sold already!