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Please can I have your best 'fuck you' breakup songs?

223 replies

PatatasBravasSi · 06/10/2018 21:25

Because they are making me feel better.

So far I've only got:
Irreplaceable - Beyoncé
Take a bow - Rihanna
Ridin' solo - Jason derulo
smile - lily allen

Cheesy, singalong type stuff. Even better with an understory of being cheated on

Thanks Grin

OP posts:
Dandybelle · 06/10/2018 22:41

Rihanna- needed me. As long as you don't mind some swears.

BigApple11 · 06/10/2018 22:42

Martha Wainwright- Bloody Motherfucking Asshole

LittleNoSleep · 06/10/2018 22:43

Bulletproof La Roux

PickAChew · 06/10/2018 22:44

Someone I used to know by gotye.

SpiritedLondon · 06/10/2018 22:45

Anne-Marie “ Ciao Adios” ( very cheerful sounding)
Jamelia “No More”

gallicgirl · 06/10/2018 22:46

Yes, McAlmont and Butler

WhirlwindHugs · 06/10/2018 22:46
by the federal empire
CandleWithHair · 06/10/2018 22:47

Can’t believe I forgot Britney! Womaniser is a must :-D

FurryBuzzer · 06/10/2018 22:48

"You hurt me; I hate you" Eurythmics
" bust the windows" Jazmine Sullivan
"Jar of hearts" (Maybe?) By Christina Perri

ChicagoLil · 06/10/2018 22:50

Obviously Ceelo Green Fuck you and fuck you too! GrinGrin

Feargalthecat · 06/10/2018 22:52

I don’t think anyone has mentioned Bounce Calvin Harris ft Kelis

SwingoutSisterSledge · 06/10/2018 22:53

Thorn in my side

ChicagoLil · 06/10/2018 22:55

The best song, though, is one I wrote myself which goes like this:

You're a complete cunt you're a complete cunt you're a complete cunt you're a complete cunt you're a complete CUUU....UUUUUUNNNNTTTTT you're a complete cunt"

(Repeat until you become hoarse)

Iscreamforbenandjerrys · 06/10/2018 22:55

Pink - Blow Me

I will do what I please
Anything that I want
I will breathe, I will breathe
I won't worry at all
You will pay for your sins
You'll be sorry, my dear
All the lies, all the whys
Will all be crystal clear
I think I've finally had enough
I think I maybe think too much
I think this might be it for us
Blow me one last kiss
You think I'm just too serious
I think you're full of shit
My head is spinning, so
Blow me one last kiss

DoYouLikeBasghetti · 06/10/2018 22:57

Ghostemane- mercury.

DoYouLikeBasghetti · 06/10/2018 22:59

I actually really like ChicagoLil's above thoGrinGrinGrin

Mum2OneTeen · 06/10/2018 23:00

Marriane Faithfull "Why'd Ya Do It?"

QueenofallIsee · 06/10/2018 23:01

No scrubs - TLC
You oughta know - Alanis Morrisette

ColdNeverBotheredMeAnyway · 06/10/2018 23:04

The ones that are currently getting me through each day are:

Taylor Swift - We are never ever getting back together
Dua Lipa - IDGAF
Dua Lipa - New Rules

and... hate to say it, but Let it Go from Frozen Grin

heidipi · 06/10/2018 23:10

Glad to see Yes by McAlmont and Butler is already on here.

It's important to do a lot of angry pointing while singing along.

heidipi · 06/10/2018 23:12

… So tell me am I looking better?
Have you forgot
Whatever it was that you couldn't stand
About me about me about me?

(Don't forget the pointing)

ColdNeverBotheredMeAnyway · 06/10/2018 23:15

Kate Nash - Foundations

"You said I must east so many lemons, cos I am so bitter
I said I'd rather be with your friends mate, cos they are much fitter"

Avenellroad · 06/10/2018 23:18

There is no such thing as a 'fuck you' break up song.

The clue is in the question.

notacooldad · 06/10/2018 23:24

Look for the woman Dan me sac scroobius Pip
"
There's a weight over me today
Something I have to say
Love you too much to leave
Don't like you enough to stay

My heads in a mess and I'm stressed
But I guess it's a test
In the quest for happiness
And the rest of that mess
So I best just acquiesce
Even though I've grown tired of you

gggrrrargh · 06/10/2018 23:26

Breakin’ up - Rilo Kiley, plus a great video
Break Your Heart - Barenaked Ladies
Problem - Ariana Grande - ‘I got one less problem without ya!’

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