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Interesting massage opportunity - if you aren't pedantic about spelling...

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picklemepopcorn · 05/10/2018 15:30

Don't know how to click link... but this was worth five minutes to read and wonder.

www.reddragonmassage.com/

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picklemepopcorn · 05/10/2018 15:31

I found it accidentally by the way, after a news story. It's not the same as the news story...

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DaftCat · 05/10/2018 15:34

Is it Brian from Hull?

picklemepopcorn · 05/10/2018 15:37

Only if he's moved to the Kennet and Avon canal, and changed his name to Simon.

However, they may be colleagues...

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AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 05/10/2018 15:40

Tantric massage? Like... sex? Not massage? I may be a bit naive, but is he really offering to have sex with women?

AviatorShades · 05/10/2018 15:45

It's glorious! Grin

Needhelpasking4help · 05/10/2018 15:56
Grin

"For those who dont know me, Hi i am Simon, your massuer and friend upon this chosen journey.

I am 41 years old, fit athletic, love the great outdoors and exploring the wilds - kayaking, cycling, hiking some amazing mountain ranges. I live aboard a narrow boat and continuously cruis the Kennet and Avon canal. A nomadic life, but very rewarding."

TheFluffyHippo · 05/10/2018 15:59

Your massage may lead to worm tingaly feeling Grin

picklemepopcorn · 05/10/2018 16:00

Andnone, he's offering whole body massage which will bring to orgasm. And it's all personalised, so let him know if there is anything else you would like...

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FunSponges · 05/10/2018 16:02

The spelling on that website is appalling

NicoAndTheNiners · 05/10/2018 16:02

How deep does the rabbit hole go?

Is that a euphemism? Is he going to find out!

picklemepopcorn · 05/10/2018 16:02

He is website is 'a mear portal' to better things,

"The rhythem of the body, the melody of the mind & the harmony of the soal creat the symphony of life"

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Thebeautifullisette · 05/10/2018 16:02

The website is a mear potal. Grin

picklemepopcorn · 05/10/2018 16:03

Xpost!

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Thebeautifullisette · 05/10/2018 16:03

Cross-post, OP you spelt ‘potal’ wrong Grin

picklemepopcorn · 05/10/2018 16:05

Actually, 'cunger up' may be my favourite.

I'm going to cunger up a silk scarf to go with that rabbit, said the cungerer.

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picklemepopcorn · 05/10/2018 16:05

Doh, pardon me, spelling isn't my strong suit. Potal it is.

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VictoriaBun · 05/10/2018 16:07

OMG - I'm in his travelling area. Shall we club together and I could report back !!

BlueBrush · 05/10/2018 16:10

"physical boundaries dissolve"?

Uh-huh - yeah I think that's kind of the problem!

Thebeautifullisette · 05/10/2018 16:11

Better you than me victoria!

MoveOnTheCards · 05/10/2018 16:12

How nomadic can life be on the Kennet and Avon canal?

QueenOfIce · 05/10/2018 16:14

I wonder if his idea of bespoke is wearing nothing but a smile with his saggy and far too hairy gentleman's vegetables draping themselves over you as he takes you down the rabbit hole? Hmm

HemanOrSheRa · 05/10/2018 16:24

So if you have a special request or wish for a little twist of extra bespoke. Please ask Okaaaaaay!

the study of Esten healing Grin.

picklemepopcorn · 05/10/2018 16:28

I'd struggle to relax, to be honest, in case he speaks as he spells. What if he actually says 'sensual touch' and 'enterpritating body language'?

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picklemepopcorn · 05/10/2018 16:28

Whoops, spell check can't do senual touch...

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Elephantinacravat · 05/10/2018 16:29

I think I'll keep my 'nurve endinds' to myself thanks.

I assumed this was someone who didn't speak English, but then looked at the bottom and our Red Dragon is called... 'Simon Hayes' Grin

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