Interesting massage opportunity - if you aren't pedantic about spelling...

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Don't know how to click link... but this was worth five minutes to read and wonder.

www.reddragonmassage.com/

I found it accidentally by the way, after a news story. It's not the same as the news story...

Is it Brian from Hull?

Only if he's moved to the Kennet and Avon canal, and changed his name to Simon.

However, they may be colleagues...

Tantric massage? Like... sex? Not massage? I may be a bit naive, but is he really offering to have sex with women?

It's glorious!

"For those who dont know me, Hi i am Simon, your massuer and friend upon this chosen journey.

I am 41 years old, fit athletic, love the great outdoors and exploring the wilds - kayaking, cycling, hiking some amazing mountain ranges. I live aboard a narrow boat and continuously cruis the Kennet and Avon canal. A nomadic life, but very rewarding."

Your massage may lead to worm tingaly feeling

Andnone, he's offering whole body massage which will bring to orgasm. And it's all personalised, so let him know if there is anything else you would like...

The spelling on that website is appalling

How deep does the rabbit hole go?

Is that a euphemism? Is he going to find out!

He is website is 'a mear portal' to better things,

"The rhythem of the body, the melody of the mind & the harmony of the soal creat the symphony of life"

The website is a mear potal.

Xpost!

Cross-post, OP you spelt ‘potal’ wrong

Actually, 'cunger up' may be my favourite.

I'm going to cunger up a silk scarf to go with that rabbit, said the cungerer.

Doh, pardon me, spelling isn't my strong suit. Potal it is.

OMG - I'm in his travelling area. Shall we club together and I could report back !!

"physical boundaries dissolve"?

Uh-huh - yeah I think that's kind of the problem!

Better you than me victoria!

How nomadic can life be on the Kennet and Avon canal?

I wonder if his idea of bespoke is wearing nothing but a smile with his saggy and far too hairy gentleman's vegetables draping themselves over you as he takes you down the rabbit hole?

So if you have a special request or wish for a little twist of extra bespoke. Please ask Okaaaaaay!

the study of Esten healing .

I'd struggle to relax, to be honest, in case he speaks as he spells. What if he actually says 'sensual touch' and 'enterpritating body language'?

Whoops, spell check can't do senual touch...

I think I'll keep my 'nurve endinds' to myself thanks.

I assumed this was someone who didn't speak English, but then looked at the bottom and our Red Dragon is called... 'Simon Hayes'