Interesting massage opportunity - if you aren't pedantic about spelling...

[picklemepopcorn]

Don't know how to click link... but this was worth five minutes to read and wonder.

www.reddragonmassage.com/

Or ladies....could it be that our Tomasz has changed his name?? His thread was hilarious!

OK, so not sex, but a long slow fingering? No thanks Simon.

Totally thinking Simon Van Kempen of Real Housewives of New York in all this. < not envy

I'm sad there's no photo of Simon, he sounds like a catch

Tempted to get my 6'4" butch hairy husband to make an appointment 😂

This 'conference', pickle.......a pseudonym for tantric massage training camp, amirite?

Brings a whole new level to prayer circle.

My friends DH is called Simon Hayes and their last holiday was on a narrowboat. I actually haven't seen him since then as he's been 'working away'.

Well Pawnee, there's only one way to be certain if friends Simon is tantric Simon...............................invite him round for a game of Scrabble.

Cunger!

Einstein! You found me out....

Well I am stalking you a genius! 💡[santa]

I absolutely love the way he's hinting that you're absolutely going to end up having sex with him:

So if you have a special request or wish for a little twist of extra bespoke. Please ask
and
A minimum of 90 mins and always the opportunity to flow much longer if you desire.
and
...and just relax together

Some of those locations are quite near to me, but I can't afford 130 quid for a bit of nookie!

I think he might be on linked in...