Leave your willy alone

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OMG, how many tines a day do I need to say this to my nearly 4 year old? It’s especially bad when he is just wearing PJ bottoms

Please tell me he will learn to be more discreet soon?

Oh god, even worse is when they get an erection and exclaim "MUMMY ITS BIGGER!"

Ds 4 is obsessed with his willy too.

He is also obsessed with YouTube videos on DHs phone, usually watching reviews of toys. He is restricted to the phone, and only allowed it a few times a week.

Found him yesterday laid out on sofa with recliner on, phone in one hand, other hand down his pants. He looked so funny. Asked him of he was comfortable and he just semi grunted 'so yeah, am todally chilled'.

Whatever happened to the MNetter who made her DS wash his hands whenever hed touched his because it was DIRTY, "He soon stopped doing it!"

More to the point, I wonder what happened to her DS?

I've given up being subtle. I'm now just bellowing "STOP FIDDLING." like my mum used to do.

Girls fiddle too. Just saying. I think I say ‘leave your botty alone’ about twenty times a day.

Yup! Ds is 5, he's always loved playing with his willy and humping his blanket! Gradually he's got less obsessed but yesterday did a naked dance in front of his horrified sister!
Words were had, he knows about privates being private, but still!

There was a very funny post on one of these threads once by a MNer who had 3 or 4 boys close enough in age to share a bath when young. She said she had to implement a rule that you could only play with your own willy.

Reading this has made me glad I have a girl tbh!

Cynara yes that’s a rule in this house when they insist on sharing a bath

ipswich At least I only have the one to contend with!