Eating only chocolate

[AnythingButMagnolia]

So far today I have eaten two mint Twixes. I now quite fancy a Twirl bar.

What will happen to me if this carries on?

(The decision to consume only chocolate beginning with the letters 'twi' was not a conscious one.)

If I did that it'd probably, umm, loosen my bowels quite a bit. Otherwise you might get a mid-afternoon slump. Totally worth it though.

A mint twix? Where would one purchase such a thing?

Sorry it was a Sainsbury's own brand concoction- and I think it's nearer to a kit kat. Clearly the all chocolate diet is not aiding clear thinking!

In case anyone is interested, I went ahead and ate the twirl.

And then, for variety, I ate a packet of tomato ketchup flavour crisps.

When I was going through a very busy, hectic time in my life, I ended up having a week where I only ate chocolate and drank coffee...without even realising until I got to the end of the week and felt so incredibly unwell. I was exhausted and had a headache. Then it dawned on me I hadn't eaten a proper meal or had a drink that wasn't coffee. Sat down and had a pint of water and a proper meal then felt right as rain again!

Got one of your five a day in then with the crisps

Scurvy probably, but as you've eaten the crisps you might be ok.
I am only eating ice cream today, Haagen-Dazs strawberry cheesecake, and I feel fit and well so far.

Yes the crisps were tomato flavour.
Washed down with strong black coffee.

I am a living breathing (somehow) nutritional disaster zone.

Sugar drop, bang, crash!

I had a shortcake biscuit earlier with a mild cup of decaf coffee.
I don't want to scare anyone but thats the kind of crazy I get up to on sunday.

Dammit you should have have tea not coffee and at least kept up only eating things beginning with T.

Twinings tea preferably

loloflores did you put all the other shortbreads back and just have ONE I admire your restraint

Sounds like a great diet. Where do I sign up?

lemonadefloat...yes I did. I loath shortcake but it was the only sugary, crunchy thing in the house that would make me feel as though I'd enjoyed a bit of naughty.

Lemonade float

Let me think what else could be on the menu

Twiglets...

Or if being less strict (t):

Toast
Tonic water
Tiffin

I bought a multi pack of 4 twirls and still have 3 left, so they are all up for grabs too

tramadol?
Tamapzepan?
Tatters?

What are tatters?

I'm not doing anything which requires chopping, preparation or anything more strenuous than tearing a wrapper...

In USA Tatter Tots...little bits of potatoe deep friend. Kinda like a hash brown but small you do have to bake them in the oven.
THey are divine.

In that case I like the sound of them. I quite fancy a pork scratching (or 20) bug can't be arsed to go to the shop. And in any case they don't begin with T.

I might have to have a 'P' day tomorrow which could also include:

Peanut butter (eaten from jar with spoon
Pizza
Pecans
Pepsi

Pringles
Pepperami

The alphabet diet.. it could catch on

Good choices both!

Although if I'm being logical, having started with T I feel I should proceed in alphabetical order. This means tomorrow is U which could prove quite challenging.

I think I would have to allow myself to consume anything produced by Unilever...

This could be a good diet. Some days of fasting (u, x, z) and some of feasting.

Go for gold with some Twi zzlers (Turkey)