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Eating only chocolate

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AnythingButMagnolia · 16/09/2018 13:56

So far today I have eaten two mint Twixes. I now quite fancy a Twirl bar.

What will happen to me if this carries on?

(The decision to consume only chocolate beginning with the letters 'twi' was not a conscious one.)

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AnythingButMagnolia · 16/09/2018 16:39

RJonomore- I like your thinking ! A bit like 5:2 - but I'll call it 26:5

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AnythingButMagnolia · 16/09/2018 16:40

70- thank you for that excellent, compatible and even vaguely nutritious suggestion!

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lemonadefloat · 16/09/2018 17:00

It is so going to catch on. Yes U must be a 'fast day' then a day of VVegetables and Vimto, then Wednesday you can go for it with Weetabix, Wagon wheels, Watsits, wheat crunchies

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bluechameleon · 16/09/2018 17:15

There's an American cake called a Twinkie.

AnythingButMagnolia · 16/09/2018 17:20

Lemon: I hate veg so V is shaping up to be a fast day.

Blue: thank you, i think I recall seeing that in the 'world foods' aisle.

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AccidentallyRunToWindsor · 16/09/2018 17:39

You can get mint twixes?

AnythingButMagnolia · 16/09/2018 18:38

Accidentally- apologies, I wish you could. I was referring to an own brand dupe which is actually more akin to a kit kat.

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lolaflores · 16/09/2018 18:46

As for Unilever....the washing powder maybe a bit hard to stomach but the rest is aces.

AnythingButMagnolia · 16/09/2018 18:51

Ugh - no detergent in the menu! Thankfully I think they also own Knorr.

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PoptartPoptart · 16/09/2018 18:52

I once knew a girl who lost a tonne of weight eating only 3 mars bars and 4 cans of Diet Coke a day.
Nutritionally terrible but like I said, she lost loads of weight.
Not that I’m recommending it you understand!

rightknockered · 16/09/2018 19:01

Have vodka on v day, it's carb free

AnythingButMagnolia · 16/09/2018 19:02

Pop tart, I can believe it. A calorie is a calorie (nutrition aside) and after my twix kit kat dupe, twirl bar and tomato crisps I did feel quite...satiated.

I think twirl bars have about 240 calories. So 3x twirls would be 720, which is low. Add my crisps (120) and I'm still only up to 840.

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AnythingButMagnolia · 16/09/2018 19:03

Right knackered- great tip. Will have to hope it's at the weekend!

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lolaflores · 16/09/2018 20:22

The thing about really healthy food is that I don't feel "done". It's as though there is a void mentally and physically. That bloated carb feeling maybe. I am trying to shift some weight and I don't necessarily want biscuits or ice cream but I would HAPPILY eat an entire loaf of bread. And kill anyone trying to stop me.
Nibbling on pulses and high dietary fiber cack feels like a disappoinent to my poor carbs head

Bluntness100 · 16/09/2018 20:29

Tomato crisps starts with t in my world.

As you were.

MalcolmsBrokenWalrusMoneybox · 16/09/2018 21:00

Fruit and nut chocolate will keep scurvy at bay. I imagine.

lynmilne65 · 17/09/2018 07:58

😵😁🤣

AnythingButMagnolia · 17/09/2018 21:17

Today I ate:

Cheese
Cheese scone
Coffee & walnut cake
Celery
Chocolate (Cadbury's)
A chip

And drank:

Coffee
Chocolate Assam tea (now sadly discontinued)

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