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Who would win in a fight? (Light-hearted)

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MrsMoastyToasty · 12/09/2018 23:26

DH and I were debating who would win in a flight between Ray Mears and Bear Grylls . My opinion was that RM would win because he seems a bigger bloke than BG so would squash him and then eat BG because it's well known that RM eats everything and indiginous tribes dread his arrival in their villages as he' ll eat their crops in the fields
Can anyone suggest any other celeb opponents? How would Megan fare against Kate for example?

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Giggorata · 13/09/2018 00:01

I reckon Megan would fight dirtier than Kate, and be a clear winner.

What about heavyweights Donald Trump versus Boris Johnson?

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MrsMoastyToasty · 13/09/2018 20:40

Donald Trump probably I reckon that he would fight dirty whereas Boris Johnson would abide by Queensbury rules.

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Fucksgiven · 13/09/2018 20:41

Nah, Boris would shag him

OnASwissRoll · 13/09/2018 20:42

Ray Mears
Megan

Katie Price or Kerry Katona?!

pinyata · 13/09/2018 20:46

Kerry Katona would win Katie Price is all mouth and no grit.

Lily Allen or Katie Hopkins?

MervynBunter · 13/09/2018 20:53

I've met Ray Mears. He's a seriously big bloke, plus he teaches survival skills to the SAS so he's probably picked up a few tricks. So it's Mears over Grylls. I can't believe an English public school girl can't fight dirty when the chips are down so it's Kate over Megan. Ditto Boris over Trump (they're vicious bastards at Eton). KP and KK would be a double knockout.

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MrsMoastyToasty · 13/09/2018 21:45

Lily Allen over Katie Hopkins. . . but I reckon that there would be fingernails involved.

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MorningsEleven · 13/09/2018 22:30

Mears
Kate
Nah, Boris would shag him in the nostril
KK
Lily Allen

MorningsEleven · 13/09/2018 22:31

Prue and Mary Berry?

Fucksgiven · 13/09/2018 22:46

Mary, Mary, Mary

Crunchymum · 13/09/2018 22:48

Ant or Dec?

MorningsEleven · 13/09/2018 22:55

Dec, he'd be like a jack russell.

MVLipwig · 13/09/2018 22:57

Theresa May or Jeromy Corbyn? No politics all fists?

Crunchymum · 13/09/2018 22:59

Corbyn would loose a fight with a wet lettuce Grin

sandybayley · 13/09/2018 23:02

Jamie Oliver v Hugh F-W?

JaneJeffer · 13/09/2018 23:09

Kate would beat Megan for sure!

Emma Willis or Davina McCall?

JaneJeffer · 13/09/2018 23:11

Jamie would slather himself in olive oil so Hugh wouldn't be able to get a grip on him.

yorkshireyummymummy · 13/09/2018 23:14

Emma Willis would win - she’s got a steely look in her eye!

Graham Norton or Paul O Grady?

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MrsMoastyToasty · 13/09/2018 23:24

Graham Norton. Hasn't Paul O'Grady got a weak heart?

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MVLipwig · 13/09/2018 23:25

Mary berry or prue?

yorkshireyummymummy · 13/09/2018 23:33

MV
We have just had Mary and Prue. Try again.

MVLipwig · 14/09/2018 00:20

Sincere apologies. Mel or Sue?
I reckon Mel has a mean streak

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MrsMoastyToasty · 14/09/2018 13:33

Judy Dench or Helen Mirren?

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yorkshireyummymummy · 15/09/2018 00:42

Mel . Deffo
Helen I think- she looks a tough nut.

Ok, Sylvester Stallone or Arnold Schwartzanegger?

LinoleumBlownapart · 15/09/2018 01:07

I think Judy Dench would win that one, hands down, she's more fiesty.