Who would win in a fight? (Light-hearted)

[MrsMoastyToasty]

DH and I were debating who would win in a flight between Ray Mears and Bear Grylls . My opinion was that RM would win because he seems a bigger bloke than BG so would squash him and then eat BG because it's well known that RM eats everything and indiginous tribes dread his arrival in their villages as he' ll eat their crops in the fields
Can anyone suggest any other celeb opponents? How would Megan fare against Kate for example?

The hound or Tormund?

Stallone, he gives no fucks.

Peter Andre or Nick Knowles?

Nick knowles

Tormund would just about beat the Hound. His Wildling experiences would give him the edge. There would be a lot of blood and bruising, though.

Hannibal Lecter versus Dexter?

Dexter. Hannibal got caught after all.

Kirstie Allsopp v Sarah Beeny?

Big Arnie would take Sly Stallone with one hand behind his back.

Allsopp. She's got a temper and she doesn't care.

Brian May vs Brian Cox (the science one)

Brian may, he could knock him out with his guitar or strangle him with his hair

Political issues aside - theresa may or jeremy corbain?

Piers Morgan v. Simon Cowell. ?

Postman Pat V Bob the Builder?

Piers would win as Simon would disappear in his own waistband.

Postman Pat v Bob the builder ........ definitely Bob because Pat would probably get lost on the way to the fight. Plus Bob has machines for back up, Pat only has a cat.

Cat woman v Elastagirl

I think Theresa May would win. I reckon she'd get a wee sly dig in before the fight had officially started, then beat Corbyn with her little high heels.

Theresa May would decimate Jeremy Corbin.. I bet she used to play hockey.

I think Bob the Builder would probably take PostmanPat, as he is a manual worker and probably fitter.

How about Sheldon Cooper versus Rick from the Young Ones?

Rik

Tag team match -

Hairy bikers Vs Ant and Dec? [Laughs]

Bob the builder would beat Postman Pat but would go on to lose to Fireman Sam in the finals.

The hairy fellas for sure. Actually, Si King would do all the fighting whilst Dave Myers would distract them with chat about pie shops and his mam's false teeth.

Stallone is currently in much better shape than Arnold so he would win. Boris would beat trump because he is a lot younger!

Arya versus Buffy?