If your car wore shoes what shoes would your car wear?

[HoneyDragon]

Mine got new shoes this week. When Dh’s gets new tyres it gets new boots.

So it got me thinking. And I reckon my Fiat is definitely a Converse low top kinda car.

What’s your car?

And is it a Jimmy Choo, Reebok, or Clarks sort of car?

Granny slippers.

Timberland boots, I reckon. Barney the blue car is a practical, reliable type. Not given to great turns of speed but solid and dependable.

Sensible footwear so far

Sensible brogues for sure (Volvo)

Brogues for a Volvo.....awesome.

One high heel (broken)
Two sensible black flat lace up shoes (on the wrong "feet")
A trainer with no laces.

My car is a useless fool of a car.

Horse shit covered wellies.

6" stilettos

My car tries to run in stilletos :-)

Dunlop Greenflash - after all, Dunlop invented the pneumatic tyre! Worn without socks, as I would wear them myself.

Brooks running shoes in summer.

Karrimor snow boots in winter.

(Subaru)

Something old & comfy, because that's what my car is.

Mine would have very sensible but unattractive shoes, possibly from Hotter.

Skechers. It's a boring bastard.

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Flamingo slippers

I drive a small, underpowered custard yellow car. I’m pretty sure it would wear those weird irregular choice shoes.

good waterproof walking shoes - good grip in all weathers with a turn of speed maybe Merrells or Brashers? :)

A pair of converse which it has owned for years and years and each season you think this is the last one. And yet...next spring rolls around and the converse are still fighting to live another day. Just like my workhorse of a people carrier!

Shit ones... It has broken down AGAIN!
Something random and awful from Primark which nobody would even buy during the sales

Berkinstok’s Mercedes 😂

German, German.

Mud and horse poop covered muck boots.

My fiat 500 would definitely wear converse. I thought that before I read the OP.

Christian louboutins. Black ones with silver spikes.

Something sensible and functional.