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If your car wore shoes what shoes would your car wear?

58 replies

HoneyDragon · 08/09/2018 21:16

Mine got new shoes this week. When Dh’s gets new tyres it gets new boots.

So it got me thinking. And I reckon my Fiat is definitely a Converse low top kinda car.

What’s your car?

And is it a Jimmy Choo, Reebok, or Clarks sort of car?

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Livingthedream12345 · 08/09/2018 22:08

A cosy, comfy Ugg boot.

HoneyDragon · 08/09/2018 22:09

I need to know what make of car wears flamingo slippers now, I feel it will be as good a mental image as a Mercedes in Birkies.

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beargryllshasabigrope · 08/09/2018 22:09

Clogs. I've got a big 7 seater. About as graceful as an elephant on ice skates

Bumdishcloths · 08/09/2018 22:27

@HoneyDragon it's a Fiat Panda lol

nordstrom · 08/09/2018 22:33

Hunter Wellies

worknamechanged · 08/09/2018 22:43

Supergas. Maybe some teal winter boots too.

SequinsOnEverything · 08/09/2018 23:01

You have to say what your car is people! How can I picture them wear If the shoes if I don't know what the car is?

And on that note, who knows what shoes a kia would wear?

ConsiderHerWaysAndOthers · 08/09/2018 23:06

Adidas Gazelles for my VW Tiguan. Adidas because they’re also German and Gazelles because they’re popular with the Mums in my area and it’s definitely a Mum car.

thegrinningfox · 08/09/2018 23:09

Sparkly silver low top converse for my X1

crazycatgal · 08/09/2018 23:12

Those cheap ugg style boots that aren't actually uggs.

Guiltypleasures001 · 09/09/2018 00:51

BMW M Sport 5 series

delphguelph · 09/09/2018 00:57

Slippers. Or pop socks.

SoleBizzz · 09/09/2018 00:59

Irregular choice bumble bee shoes as car is yellow

Giggorata · 09/09/2018 00:59

Doc Martens. My car's a van.

themiddleismyhome · 09/09/2018 01:13

Proper granny moccasins

HoneyDragon · 09/09/2018 01:23

Few of us with yellow cars on this thread.

(They are the best car to drive in motor way tail backs as you can watch kids in other cars punching each other)

Bumdishcloth, I love Pandas.

A Kia, definitely depends which model. My mums old Soul would definitely have worn sensible lace ups. But her Rio is definitely more wedge heel espadrilles.

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dontticklethetoad · 09/09/2018 01:43

The S-Max would probably wear something like this. Very sensible and sturdy.

If your car wore shoes what shoes would your car wear?
dontticklethetoad · 09/09/2018 01:48

The Yaris would wear these in all seasons.

If your car wore shoes what shoes would your car wear?
AornisHades · 09/09/2018 01:48

A good pair of running shoes. Not spikes because it's not a sprinter but it runs quite fast for a long way :)

safariboot · 09/09/2018 02:21

Trainers that look really gaudy with lurid colours but are of a no-name brand nobody's heard of, but actually they're pretty good for running in.

WilburIsSomePig · 09/09/2018 06:46

Well it would depend where she was off to. For the Tesco shop she would don her faithful ankle boots in the winter/sandals in summer. For work, she would choose a sensible wedge and for the rest of the time it would be a high (but not too high) heel.

PeridotCricket · 09/09/2018 06:50

14 year old veg golf. Muddy wellies with a bit of a leak in one foot.

PavlovaFaith · 09/09/2018 06:59

Mines a big grey 4x4 beast and is never clean so I'm going with dirty walking boots!

DeanImpala67 · 09/09/2018 07:09

Ford Focus, boring and staid and generally dull. Some sort of M&S or Clarks sensible shii monstrosity probably. Oh and it'll cost a lot to get the shoe replaced as it's some odd combination of size and width. And the shoe shop garage won't be able to match it exactly so one will be slightly different to the others.

VanillaSugary · 09/09/2018 07:16

Kate Middleton's espadrilles- bloody useless in the rain.

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