Funniest typo I've seen in a while 'egg wallah'

[IWantToBeaBishop]

I really did laugh out loud

What was it supposed to say? I have seen people write wallah instead of voila.

'et voilà'

On another thread I just typed "I have mint hair". I caught it and changed mint to long but I liked the typo!

I have visions of tea Wallahs branching out into eggs on it ain't half hot Mum........

I saw 'Vegetable Chilly' advertised outside a restaurant today

Ha! I cracked up at (Rob Dyke WWYPTOTI):
Bone app the teeth (bon apetite)
Chicken Permission (chicken parmesan)

I KNOW there's a couple more but I can't remember them!

The one that irritates me the most is "You've got another thing coming" instead of "You've got another think coming".

Monger - the first one of those is right though...

Nope monger is right (found that out myself recently - mind blown!)

WHaaaaa??? Please explain!

Because the full saying is
If you think I'm going to do xyz, you've got another think coming.

www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/media/mind-your-language/2014/nov/18/mind-your-language-another-think

Mind blown. Well there you go!!

‘Cup of chino’

That's like saying Thomas the Tank should be an engine.

Isn't egg wallah a malapropism rather than a typo?

I was visiting friends for a weekend once. We ran out of alcohol so the two lads went to the local off licence for some more. Whilst they were out Ali text one of them and asked the, to get a bottle of Smirnoff. My old Nokia brick phone changed 'Smirnoff' to 'Poisoned'...it couldn't have been more apt🤢

A cafe near me has a sign that always gives me a little chuckle :
A picture of some grilled fish, labelled "See Base"

Dolphin oise potatoes on the menu.

Lack toes and tolerants

Oh and chicken seizure salad I've also seen before too 😂

Egg wallahs are an actual thing! In some south Asian counties, little
Boys go around selling boiled eggs.

Can't think of any typos though.

I read 'escape goat' on MN recently.

A girl on Facebook was selling ‘Christmas reefs’ last year lol.

This one is great!