Can we have an end of summer conspiracy theory/woo thread please?

[KindergartenKop]

I feel like I want to disappear into conspiracy theories on the internet. Can anyone suggest some please?
Some of my top faves are:
Finland doesn't exist
700-950 ad never happened
That big American airport with creepy murals
Titanic didn't sink

Youlook, that is weird!
Just been looking on Twitter, apparently solar observatories are down in Australia, Chile, Spain, Hawaii and Pennsylvania too.
Wonder what's going on?