Can we have an end of summer conspiracy theory/woo thread please?

[KindergartenKop]

I feel like I want to disappear into conspiracy theories on the internet. Can anyone suggest some please?
Some of my top faves are:
Finland doesn't exist
700-950 ad never happened
That big American airport with creepy murals
Titanic didn't sink

BuzzFeed Unsolved is practically my homepage.

@Gncq I’m sure I read Dark Water was made before that happened? (trying to sleep so not about to start googling it!)

Denver airport:
www.independent.co.uk/travel/the-darkest-conspiracy-theories-about-denvers-bizarre-airport-a7808376.html%3famp

There’s quite a few on celebs dying and being replaced- eminem is one.

Mk ultra (mind control) both historic and modern day is mind blowing. One recurring theme here is many celebs are under such control (done through variuos abuse) and when there’s reports of having breakdowns and going to rehab etc, this is a cover for them needing to be ‘reprogrammed’.

Ah ok, of course it’s the mccanns.

That Denver airport one freaked me out. It’s blatantly masons.

@Gncq @POPholditdown Just Googled it (scary looking film!) but film was made in 2005 and the girl died in 2013

There’s quite a few on celebs dying and being replaced

Paul McCartney too apparently.

Just looked up
Illuminati. It’s silly.
So a small group of people control everything that happy and like to stage terrorist attacks where many die, to keep people living in fear, and to promote hatred because scared divided people are easier to control. But wait, has anyone noticed that we can’t control the economy/ brexit/ our impact on the environment, nor can we run the nhs , a low cost transport system , ease the mental health crisis etc etc etc. And yet this small band of people can slickly and silently organise and stage wars without any insider leaking a word, or any dissenter outing them?
It’s a conspiracy theory for people who can’t stand the idea that we are all just bumbling around blindly in the dark trying to be grown ups, and would rather believe that there are omniscient rulers who have got it all, even if they are evil.

JonBenet Ramsay. And MM.

I have actually been in an Opus Dei residence. Funny thing was, all the residents were out, so I could not see any of them...

Ohyes you just explained God.

Denver airport. My favourite conspiracy theory and this site has such a breathless write up of it. It's hilarious and yet terrifying at the same time.

vigilantcitizen.com/sinistersites/sinister-sites-the-denver-international-airport/amp/

Denver airport one is freaky. Can't believe no one has thrown paint at the paintings with MASSIVE nods to the nazis!

The first Matrix movie where Neo's ID card is dated 911. It's on his desk at the beginning of the film. Movie was made before 911! Also flat earth

my DS loves a conspiracy theory. He reckons all the Simpsons shows have foretold big events, e.g. 911
Google it, it's fascinating.

Can't do a link but Google 'simpsons predictions'

Bread I’ve heard of the simpsons one - they had Trump as president in a really old episode!!

Getting on this thread

Oooh i love these threads.

I love a conspiracy. Never heard that Finland doesn't exist. Looking it up 😂

I.think one of my favourites is that dinosaurs weren't real, and the bones are fake made by big paeleo... to bring in loads of money apparently, and to hide evidence of god or summat.

My favourite is that Diana didn’t really die but went into hiding to have gender reassignment surgery, to emerge a few years later calling himself Donald Trump. The hair is the giveaway.

Ooh ive just read that our queen is a cannibal apparently there were hujan remains in her freezer

Placemarking

@HerRoyalFattyness

Does that explain the fattyness?

I'm not sure about the cannibal thing to be honest. I thought she had been replaced by a robot to ensure Charlie never becomes King