I saved 87% on my energy bills

[SneakyGremlins]

By moving to a cave in the arse end of nowhere with just candles and a single head torch for company. Try it today!

I was getting tired of her constant threads too!

And how exactly are you peering your internet?

Powering even

Oh, forgot my referral code: IMASPAMWANKER

ALemonyPea I'm actually communicating via astral projection.

Wow! Link? 😂

That's nothing I saved 90% by getting the children to generate electricity on exercise bikes in return for the WiFi code, I can give you a referral code to buy the bukes if you like..

Esk I saved 487% on my water bills by getting a sheep to lick me clean every month

Nice save on the water, got a referral code for a sheep? Although I might only go for the every other month option to save even more

Go on...tell us, Sneaky, are your candles Price's, Yankee or A.N. Other??

I’ve cut my heating bills in half by moving into a tree. We have enough free logs to last all winter

Made from my earwax and morning eye gunk, to save money of course.

Esk Just ask any Welsh person

Invasion central tonight.

Now I know you’re a troll. Every true MNer knows it’s a goat and not a sheep. Tsk.

Eww... Sneaky

Sounds like someone unwilling to save money on their bills..

Hmm, Wales is a long way away, I might experiment with cats, want to join my Kickstarter campaign. Catscleanu.com?

I reduced my heating bills by not putting the heating on

I can't speak for pussy licking myself

there a joke for those who know me

Pink Oh come on, be a little more ridiculous inventive!

I’ve reduced my electricity usage by eating everything raw - kerrching!!

Esk UBAA2 is the code

Sneaky, you see the opportunity here is amazing! I can see the spam advertising potential already.

I like the sheep method. Where would I find a sheep in London, please? Also I don't have a garden so could I store the sheep in the bath?

I'll get MNHQ to arrange a web chat.