Do zombies poo?

[BigbreastsBiggerbeard]

Just watching the latest series of The Walking Dead and it occurred to me, if they eat people and animals, they must poo? Except that they are dead and decomposing, so surely their digestive systems don't work?

Obviously this is a very important topic, so I need everyone to apply themselves to this asap. Like, now.

Also, I will attempt to get out more.

They must do...or they'd be very fat/bloated after a while.

Yes, you'd think. They really should address these issues. You never see a zombie stopping for a crap on these programmes.

In R R Hayward's Undead books they do.

They probably just crap in their pants. Adds to the undead aroma

Perhaps they vomit instead?

Oh god, and they don't use tp I bet either.

In the Max Brooks World War Z series, they didn't poo but would stuff themselves with meat until their stomachs and intestines ruptured (ewww).

The virus which reanimated them motivated them to bite to spread itself, but could not replicate a digestive system because the hosts were dead.

I've thought way too much about this, but it's good to see I'm not alone 😁

I'm watching TWD right now and I wonder why they have spurting blood when they don't have beating hearts.
As for poo... I wonder the same about vampires and weeing, seeing as how they're corpses too. I also think too much about this.

The meat probably just rots and breaks down in the already rotting gut.
(Great thread but I’m laughing at the adverts for toilets I’ve started to get.)

Christ alive, I'm regretting clicking this thread

I would imagine that, with the all meat diet, Zombies would be very constipated.
No wonder they look so cross!

I know someone who speculates about sex with vampires. If they’re dead, they don’t have a heart beat therefore their blood can’t rush everywhere. So it’s going to be pretty disappointing. Theories?
Asking for a friend?

@Flashingbeacon
Surely they'd only be interested in you, if you were a virgin?

They're on a zero carb and zero fibre diet. I doubt their bowels are particularly active. Extreme constipation probably explains the awkward walk and constant groaning.

Overthinking vampire sex takes a lot of the fun out of True Blood.

vampirethriller I’m sorry if I’ve shattered your dreams. But it bugs me no end.
Also I hate zombies. Thinking about them constipated pumpy makes me feel better about them.

It's ok, nothing can shatter Eric for me

In all honestly it was Angel in Buffy that ruined it for me. Completely in love and then he kept banging on about not having a pulse and then I couldn’t not think about it.

This is all very interesting. I really have been thinking about this for some time. Yes, perhaps they vomit it all up when what remains of their stomachs get too full. Happy now

I’ve been overthinking vampire sex since Buffy. No circulation = no erection = rope snooker 🤢

Oh yes and in Buffy wasn't there something about a condom? Which is hilarious.

@amusedbush rope snooker one of best descriptors I've heard!!

@shakeyourcaboose

It’s good, isn’t it? Suitably grim

Though not as gross as DH’s contribution of ‘thumbing in a floppy’ 🤢😂