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Is 'fart' a vulgar or coarse word?

104 replies

Badumdumdum · 24/08/2018 21:46

My OH says yes.. I'm astonished it could be considered vulgar. He would prefer I use guff or trump, I've always thought they were on the same level...

So mumsnetters, is 'fart' acceptable and if not what do you use instead?

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RedneckStumpy · 24/08/2018 22:26

It’s one of the words that’s becoming more mainstream, we say let rip

ManicUnicorn · 24/08/2018 22:27

I will never understand why some people get so worked up over farting? It's just a bodily function, everyone does it so own it. And yes I say fart, because it's the best word for it. Trump and pump are pathetically twee, and as for 'popping' that's even worse!

My DM used to work with a woman who said ''poopsy whoops'. They worked in an old people's home, so there was a lot of 'poopsy whoopsing' going on as you can imagine.

CountFosco · 24/08/2018 22:28

The DC have been told to say trump or pump at school and nursery both of which I hate. I say fart and there is no way it's equivalent to shit (although I say that as well).

BackforGood · 24/08/2018 22:28

Yes, it is vulgar, or coarse.
Not really sure why you'd need to be talking about it so much anyway ?

NotTakenUsername · 24/08/2018 22:29

tobee I couldn’t agree more. However, I believe this is because they have security and can be very frank and straightforward.

The middle and lower classes have much to lose if they are not acceptable. Deference and manners were (are?) valuable commodities.

TaggieRR · 24/08/2018 22:30

I don’t like the word or the alternatives! We say passed wind!

LapdanceShoeshine · 24/08/2018 22:31

Not really sure why you'd need to be talking about it so much anyway ?

Crikey. Is your family constipated?

tobee · 24/08/2018 22:32

Back in the dark ages, when I went to my mixed sex state secondary school, we had a supply teacher teaching us 15 year olds. She was about 60, flirted with the boys and thought she was generally "down wiv the kids". She spoilt it all by angrily shouting "who fluffed?!!!!" one afternoon. We all fell about laughing hard.

Ohyesiam · 24/08/2018 22:33

Well I suppose it’s vulgar in that it describes foul smelling air coming out of your arse, which is not the most refined image/ concept. But the word itself, or talking about bodily functions I’m fine with.
How do people who can’t talk about it or don’t like the word cope with having sons?
Like all humans, my family all fart, and we all call it that.
I like that president trump is actually president fart according to a lot of you.

kirta · 24/08/2018 22:35

'Done a Donald' has worked its way into our family syntax Hmm

Pinkprincess1978 · 24/08/2018 22:37

That word is a pet hate of mine. My dc when through a staff recently of saying it and I had to keep telling them off!

BertrandRussell · 24/08/2018 22:38

I can't actually remember the last time I had to call it anything, but I would say fart if I did.

Grasslands · 24/08/2018 22:38

i'm not a fan of "toilet talk", if needed i encourage the use of the word "toot" as in "if your tooting this much you may want to go to the bathroom".

BishopBrennansArse · 24/08/2018 22:38

We do refer to having dropped out guts....

BishopBrennansArse · 24/08/2018 22:38

out our

kaytee87 · 24/08/2018 22:40

Yes, I do say it but wouldn't in front of anyone other than DH and toddler farty pants himself

BishopBrennansArse · 24/08/2018 22:41

🤷‍♀️
I was having a game of bogies with DH only this evening. In public.

kaytee87 · 24/08/2018 22:42

2yo ds says 'pooeeyy' And waves his hand around for any fart/toilet related incidents. It's pretty funny as he's only just 2 but may have to tell him it's rude by the time he's 3.

Hellywelly10 · 24/08/2018 22:43

If your too posh to talk about farts do you just ignore them then? Shows an amazing level of restraint.

Badumdumdum · 24/08/2018 22:45

I love dropped our guts! I am a fairly crude person though...I find trump twee and guff very descriptive but deffo not polite.
I'm quite amazed we are 15 years together and this is the first time I've known he doesn't like the word fart. Esp as he taught me to be proud of my farts and lift abum cheek/leg when I am doing one...

I wonder if it's a south/midlands divide? I'm from the south...

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Munder · 24/08/2018 22:45

I love a bit of toilet talk and find this thread hilarious.

Fart or bottom burps in this house.

I'm someone who is amused by body percussion.

I really don't like pump though.

ScreamingValenta · 24/08/2018 22:45

Coarse, but with a solid heritage. Chaucer used the word in The Miller's Tale. Nothing wrong with it in my opinion!

blamethecat · 24/08/2018 22:47

If it's good enough to be fart on the NHS page it's good enough for us. We are a farty house, although we do also drop our guts GrinEnvy
www.nhs.uk/conditions/flatulence/

BishopBrennansArse · 24/08/2018 22:49

Dunno you go more than 20 mins south of me you'll end up in the Channel 😂

amusedbush · 24/08/2018 23:08

‘Guff’ is a horrid word 🤢 I like fart, it’s funny.

Though my mum wasn’t best pleased when my grandad taught me a new song and I went off to nursery singing:

Who farted?
Wee Annie.
Dae it again, hen.
I cannae.
God bless yer wee bum!

Grin