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Bus stop baked goods

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DixieFlatline · 04/04/2018 13:50

Just found an abandoned bakery bag with a cake in it. Undoubtedly abandoned recently, the cake is still moist. Probably purchased at a bakery nearby. No-one came back for it. A fellow bus queuer suggested it would be fine if I took it (she came along a bit after me so probably isn’t a nefarious poisoned cake-planter). It’s even my favourite kind of cake (apple chunks baked into the surface). Would you eat it?

OP posts:
DixieFlatline · 04/04/2018 15:20

The other bus queuer looked in the bag. It was delicious by the way, and I am still alive and kicking so far.

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PasstheStarmix · 04/04/2018 15:21

I wouldn’t have eaten it

Iamagreyhoundhearmeroar · 04/04/2018 15:22

Was it just lying on the ground? What made you go poking in it?!

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PasstheStarmix · 04/04/2018 15:23

It could have tiny ants embedded in it and who knows whose pawed at it.

FriedEggs1 · 04/04/2018 15:27

I would have eaten it AFTER stopping off at Aldi for some custard Blush

twinone · 04/04/2018 15:27

Nope, I'd have left well alone.
I hope I'm never that hungry or desperate that I'd have to.

ToastyFingers · 04/04/2018 15:30

Erm, I'm pretty gross, and have eaten plenty of stuff others wouldn't, but I would not eat food I'd found in a bus stop.

Thishatisnotmine · 04/04/2018 15:31

But what if someone got off the bus a couple of stops later and was hurrying back hoping that the cake they left was still there? There could be another thread right now started by a disappointed woman who wondered who would take a bus stop cake! Grin

piercinggelo · 04/04/2018 15:34

Probably wine of the most random and desperate things I have read on here.

Why on earth would you do any of it?

BrutusMcDogface · 04/04/2018 15:36

🤢

VileyRose · 04/04/2018 15:36

No way

TinyPawz · 04/04/2018 15:39

I would have eaten that too. Some nice double cream and a pot of coffee. Slightly jealous about your good fortune.

PasstheStarmix · 04/04/2018 15:45

Even if i was the one that left it there I wouldn’t want it back as I wouldn’t be able to account for it’s movements from when I left it to when I found it again. It would put me right off.

Awrite · 04/04/2018 15:50

What a load of scaredy-cats. Cake looks fine. Enjoy.

PasstheStarmix · 04/04/2018 15:51

Awrite tell that to the ants Shock

Opensesame1 · 04/04/2018 15:56

Dammit!! I never find free cake!! Totally with you OP.. I would have ate it. Wouldn’t have shared it with DP though.. 😂

thethoughtfox · 04/04/2018 15:58

People are leaving poisoned tennis balls for dogs and meat / biscuits with nails in them. You are bonkers.

Littlebitty · 04/04/2018 16:02

For some reason this makes me think of Hansel and Gretel. I hope there isn't a big bad witchy poo waiting for you at the bus stop OP! Grin

Iamagreyhoundhearmeroar · 04/04/2018 16:03

Yes, paranoid though it sounds, I'd fear some sick joker had laced it with something "for a larf".

SadieHH · 04/04/2018 16:04

I can’t quite put my finger on why I wouldn’t eat it although I wouldn’t have looked in the bag at all tbh. However, it looks delicious and I’m very jealous. Would go lovely with some cream. God I really want apple cake now! 😋

Ancientmummyofwooooos · 04/04/2018 16:04

Free cake, win!

KiraL · 04/04/2018 16:16

OMG.

What if some weirdo has poisoned it for a "laugh?"

It could have been anywhere! I can't believe anyone would do this.

FriedEggs1 · 04/04/2018 16:21

Bloody hell. It looks like that gorgeous almond apple cake thing that Morrison's tragically don't do any more Grin

Springtrolls · 04/04/2018 16:26

There was some twisted fuck locally who laced sweets with rat poison.
Then there's the twisted fuck, could have been the same one, who laced food with laxatives.

THere are some twisted people out there who do nasty things for kicks. No, they don't see what happens, but they still get enjoyment as they imagine what happened.

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 04/04/2018 16:36

Meanwhile, some poor hungry soul is frantically phoning the bus company searching for forgotten apple cake.

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