Emmy let you finish...50 shades of grey suede shoes on the red carpet? It's Tayto#5

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Tayto thread FIVE.

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^previous thread

First rule of Tayto Squad: call Tom Tim.
Second rule of Tayto Squad: don't do talk about Tim.
Or Tay. Or Timotay. Or Lulu. Or Larry. Or SoS shenanigans.
Emmys Sept 18th 12 days to go. Prime PR opps pre Emmys 14th Sept.
Watch this Blank Space.

Oh I thought he looked ok but had been at the surgeon for a wee nip and tuck.
His and Amals googly eyes at each other all the time sickens my happiness.

The latest photos of him at the charity event - he looks like her dad! And he has a hint of George hamilton about him

Reminds me of pierce brosnan in his last bond film - I just couldn't get over how much of a 'dad ' he looked!! By which I mean I think of him in my dads age bracket.

Still would. Pierce can do no wrong in my eyes (Mama mia fans would disagree).
I still haven't got over Elisabetta Canalis describing her relationship with George as being more of a father-daughter relationship. That's the nearest to a beard admitting to being a beard that you'll get.

I stood next to Pierce once

I love pierce and he was definitely my ideal bond. But that last film just ruined it all for me!

I've never been a massive clooney fan but he is not aging well!!

donatella
I might have just re watched Die Another Day boop
Purely for research purposes you understand.

Now what's this I am hearing about another closeted actor and Thai boys?

Where are you hearing this, kimmy?

Evening ship I couldn't possibly comment, after all, we are nothing more or less than what we choose to reveal
Louis Theroux thread The actor is on my gaydar but not more than that. He has holidayed in Thailand but so have lots of people. When asked for sources was told that a lot of sleb gossip turns out to be true. Rent boys were being alluded to.

Donatella I am that you stood next to Pierce once. tbh I don'tknow why you bothered with a PHd when you have 'stood next to James Bond' on your CV already
Kimmy don't make us wade through the Louis Theroux thread Is there a suitably obvious blind we could read instead?

No blind which is why I asked for source as two people had mentioned it on the same thread. So I did some digging and they must have been reading Data Lounge/defamer gawker. Still not sure what I think to be honest. Huge difference between having a penchant for tanned, tall twinks in their twenties and the rent boy trade in Thailand.
I like the actor enormously so am surprised by this American beauty.

DataLounge is great for gossip, but that's all it is, a bunch of gay guys gossiping.

Have you read the long-running Louis Tomlinson's ass threads? There are 3 or 4 of them.

It's a great way to waste an afternoon and is one of the few websites not blocked at work

Oh Kimmy Ive heard this a lot about that actor. The greatest trick the devil ever did was convince people he was etc etc etc....

Thanks Kimmy and Peaky now I don't need to read the Louise Theroux thread (which wouldn't normally be a chore but I'm Louis Theroux-ed out atm)

Oh I'm loving House of Cards, one of my favourite actors. I like how his kept his private life private and don't like to think of him doing that in Thailand. George Clooney and Amal I sometimes think she must be naive but given her job she can't be can she?

It's the way Amal dresses like a 9 year old going to a birthday party that irritates me. She's a fucking human rights lawyer not a model turned actress. What's that all about?

like a 9 year old going to a birthday party
This made me laugh because it is the perfect description.
I find Amal so interesting. She appears in all the photos and there are a steady stream of Clooney shots like a naive ingenue yet she absolutely isn't. I wonder if it's just that the paps are used to taking shots like that so wait until the opportunity comes along or if it's the dynamic of their relationship that puts her in that role.

At the risk of revealing too much about myself. He wasn't the first James Bond I'd stood next too! Unfortunately the other one wasn't Daniel Craig

But you're right it's just another thing to add to the list of why my PhD was pointless

Aha say no more, say no more

Noooo. Details dammit, Janet! Did you stand next to him in the morning, 10am, so around tennish?!
Or was it a Bond really called Tim this time?

Donatella are you Honor Blackman? or Gemma Arterton?

No I'm not secretly famous unfortunately, it was well over 30 years ago and I was way to young for it to have been in the morning!

I'm rather missing the fun of Tayto and aren't really filling the gap. Maybe we should think of something Tim could do to cheer us up - perhaps a celebrity bake off special - some extra long cheese straws to mimic his long legs, or a 'gothic' cake with red icing for Crimson Peak ... mmm, I' m not very good at this, we need fun but not humiliation....any ideas? And who else could we nominate to join in, Pierce maybe or the lovely Lulu ....