Who KNEW there was so much money in ITV3 reality shows, flop albums and OK magazine photoshoots?! I'm sure he got a hefty payout from Katie Price but seriously, this guy can afford a £5 million pound gaff?
Is he being bankrolled by the fake tan industry? Is he a high ranking member of the illuminati? Does Mysterious Girl really bring in that much in royalties?
It's a big orange mystery.