How the jiggins can Peter Andre afford a £5 million house?

[squoosh]

Who KNEW there was so much money in ITV3 reality shows, flop albums and OK magazine photoshoots?! I'm sure he got a hefty payout from Katie Price but seriously, this guy can afford a £5 million pound gaff?

Is he being bankrolled by the fake tan industry? Is he a high ranking member of the illuminati? Does Mysterious Girl really bring in that much in royalties?

It's a big orange mystery.

Well Katie price has her (many) faults but I think she's open and upfront about things

Peter Andre is a smarmy and manipulative man who I wouldn't trust as far as I could throw him. That's why he gets the vitriol.

Loving his prawn ring....

I heard read in the DM comments that he's actually renting the property at £10,000 a month. Not sure if it's true.

Was he not on a magazine cover recently? In that case, I bet they're contributing to the rent in exchange for the 'exclusive' photographs of the new home and the family. They only do it because they must get a load of money from people buying their crappy magazine, inexplicably!

He got a good settlement and spousal maintenance which only stopped when he married again? He's slimy and unpleasant, really fake. KP might not be to everyone's taste but she's honest and very hard-working. I'd rather my dd turned out like KP than married a fame hungry slimeball twenty plus years older than her

This puts his net worth at £16 million! no idea how true it is, I found it on the Internet
Apparently he and KP got over £8 million for their wedding - including the tv series and interviews in the run up to it. Don't forget he's also got perfumes on the go. I agree he has fingers in lots of pies, stuff on the quiet bringing money in. It wouldn't surprise me if he was renting though, it's all about appearance with him.

Aahh Carby Clare. She's been keeping a lower profile there days eh? I miss seeing that swollen face every time I open a copy of Heat magazine

Lest we forget and a lovely picture of Peter Andre with Carby Claire :)

He paid for it with his love of his kids
Vile snake.

Where's the klaxon?
Its author royalties obvs
The Amazon reviews don't lie...
(whistles with innocence)

How I've missed talking about Carby Claire on MN.

D I V O R C E...
She paid him off big style despite him putting a gagging order on her. As soon as that is lifted/runs its course she has several chapters for a new book according to her tweets.
I really really hope that happens because I can't stand the false, slimy, arrogant, paparazzi paying, desperado!

Looking forward to that gagging order ending soon.

I loathe that Cheeto-faced shit gibbon.

His gurning pus gives me the rage.

I adore these threads! They've cheered me up through a glum time or too.

I can't believe people buy and actually read OK and Hello magazines. In their infancy they were a bit of a novelty but I assumed people, like me got bored with the cheesiness of them. Apparently not.

The only time I ever see one now is in the hairdressers. The are just so boring. It is hard to understand how they can generate that much money?

The last time I bought OK magazine was when Posh and Becks got married. These days I don't even recognise the people on the cover.

I only read them in the Drs.
What's he up to these days anyway, other than loving his kids, is Claire and her bagomash still around?

Sorry it's DM but look it's Carby Claire!!

Katie Price's assets cause her top to rip during Facebook Live

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Cheeto faced shit gibbon 😂😂😂😂

'The last time I bought OK magazine was when Posh and Becks got married'

Ditto squoosh. I think that was 20 years ago I spent days oohing and aahing over the photos.

Mind you, I used to buy Heat magazine religiously every week and my friends used to come round and moan at me for being so shallow, all while leafing through it a bit too enthusiastically and commenting on the state of him, the state of her etc. Its all behind me now though.

At work with a massive delay - not enough battery in phone to read . I bought OK . In 45 mins I had read it cover to cover , I knew 2 people who were mentioned in there . One was the Queen ! And it cost me double the money as I am abroad. Next time I will play hangman or noughts an crosses with myself !