Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice

I think if any thread gets high volume of complaints, MN zap as not in the spirit of the site or similar. Obviously we would all re-emerge bad blood video style - although I have to stay away from leather as I would resemble a walking sofa.

Lulu, if you're reading this, I'd also like TayTo doing something interesting today. I got a BFP on Sunday after a chemical pregnancy last month & when I tested again this morning the line was fainter so I'm freaking out that it's happening again. TayTo distraction would be much appreciated, ta!

AGnu

My snippet of gossip from a highly dubious source is that Fergie (who is friends with Kimye) said she wouldn't be surprised if the whole feud was a publicity stunt and Kimye&TayTo turn up at an event together. I'm imagining Tim brokering a peace deal 'Kimye you can have the Twitter hashtags but TayTay gets Instagram and SnapChat. No-one gets CH - let's put him back out in the cold and I, Tim, keep the grey suede shoes and we'll say no more about it'

For a minute there I forgot about Black Eyed Peas Fergie and thought you meant Sarah Ferguson! I'm sure Kim would love royal approval no matter how dubious 👸🏽

Agnu that's hard, I'll keep my fingers crossed for you

More fingers crossed for AGnu

We ARE the spirit of MN.

❤️ AGnu

AGnu

I have been scanning fan pages for news, and I just adore how loyal Tim's fans are. No discussing Taylor as they are Fan sites not gossip, not adding the weak nanna on the beach pap shots as being too instrusive.. it's true love 💕❤💕

AGnu I'm sure if LuLu doesn't step up with a photo op today, the MN TayTo massive will continue to ferret out nonsense and fun.

Sorry, I didn't mean to let reality invade the thread, just trying to get TayTo to do something!

What would really cheer me up would be if TayTo announced that she's pregnant with his baby & they've decided to be in a poly relationship with Lulu & all raise the baby together.... the SBOS would implode! Imagine the songs TayTay could get out of it!

Oh lordy that really would be amazing. Imagine the songs, the matching shoes, and what on earth would Kanye say? ❤️❤️❤️

TayTay's publicist is hard at working busting tabloid rumours over on gossip cop.

This is the latest, he is not just with her for her cash apparently, she may pay for jets and the penthouses but he pays for dinner.

www.gossipcop.com/taylor-swift-sugar-mama-pays-tom-hiddleston/

AGnu fingers crossed this is a real pregnancy. You can bond with TayTay on twitter, assuming she, too, has a baby on board. You can discuss free-range parenting and gender neutral clothing for TaytoTot and AGnuBabe and whether breast is best, cloth nappies vs Pampers, baby yoga or an hour's sleep etcetera

You could start TayTay's new preggo squad, both of you flaunting your baby bumps and displaying your flirty décolletage in amusing maternity wear.

the source said TayTay 'pays for his clothes'
Well, they just shot down any credibility they had. Unless TayTay bought Tim's clothes over a year before they started dating.

Don't forget the new brown shoes, I'd also have bought him new underpants if I was his multimillionaire girlfriend

I bet he didn't pay for that bloody vest!

Urgh there was a story on the sidebar of that link you posted Donatella with the headline of "Tom is trying to get Taylor pregnant" and it gave me awful visions of Tim wielding an ovulation predictor kit going "Ooh TayTay it says you're having your LH surge today, so you're about to ovulate. Get the Pre Seed out!".

Brain. Bleach.

What's this about us being talked about in Site Stuff? I'm off to defend our honour...

UnGoogleable site stuff was yesterday. It's been completely overtaken by Jack Monroe hosting her own unauthorised webchat Plus MN is heaving with trolls atm so I think we're safe to continue our sleb chat. HQ have much more pressing matters to deal with.

How could I have forgotten about the vest? There's no way Tim paid for that.

The very idea that Tim would be using TayTay as a sugar-mama . Poor To-Ma, what nasty lies are being spread. I happened upon a SBoS piece on Tim pre Taylor declaring he never gets too close to women dailym.ai/1nDPqOI
Tim was wearing brown shoes at the pre met gala party. Maybe they were a deal breaker

I'm hoping Tim uses the white bloomers as a make-do knapsack on a day out.

White bloomers Ow! I've just covered me and the kitchen in boiling hot tea, what a picture!! I've just got the housekeeping so here's a couple of quid towards the socks of devotion, after all we can't have poor Tim relying on that nice hard working young lady.

Heading off to make a fresh , and then a nice lie down....

APlace yeah I went over to Site Stuff, dipped my head in and dipped right back out again. Whoever thought our TayTo threads were offensive clearly hasn't read them. besides ive written far more offensive things about George Osbourne and BoJo and got away with it

You should read the things I have said about the recently departed editor of the archers. This thread is my sanctuary from that🌟

There is such little TayTo news I've started reworking Elvis's Blue Suede Shoes. Admittedly I haven't got far so maybe a group effort could get the job done?
Here's what I've got so far:

Well it's one for the Tay, two for the To
Three to get Lulu, now go cat go
But don't you, step on my Grey suede shoes
You can do anything but lay off of my Grey suede shoes

But you can slide down a chute, pose in the sea
Sit on a porch, fall out with Kimye
Wear a vest with a bright red heart
But uh uh that wall mural’s not art
And don’t you step on my grey suede shoes
You can do anything but lay off of my grey suede shoes
You can Oh let's go cat!

But you can take my pic, call my name
Tweets about writing credits, ain’t the same
Calvin can’t do what he wants to do
But uh uh that J-Lo pic ain’t you
And don’t you, step on my grey suede shoes
You can do anything but lay off my grey suede shoes

Brilliant APlace

That is surely a place at next year's Grammy and Brit awards sorted. Will TayTay and Kimye have made up by then I wonder? Or will it be Harry Hill hosting The Fight?