Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice

Mumsnet has a dark web portal?

The poster who thinks 'moistened chute' is us being disrespectful towards TayTay needs to do their homework - the Sideboob Of Shame will reveal it wasn't our witticism, but that of the DM journo of the day.

Why do people have a problem with a few others chatting about irrelevant but amusing sleb stuff? Life can be utterly shit a lot of the time and this is a glorious distraction from it all. I don't want to discuss Brexit or terrorism or equality and diversity, I want to know if Tim has got some summer sandals.

Taylor is notoriously happy to sue anyone trying to use her image, even those that are complimentary about her, allegedly.

That's one of the reasons she's so rich, she has the business side well covered.

I want to know if Tim has got some summer sandals.

The photo of Tim yesterday? at the hotel had him back in his trusty grey shoes, but wearing a different jacket . Lightweight light blue.

As someone who has an aversion to summer shoes I am very tempted by some grey suede shoes. If Tim can get away with them why can't I!!!

I bet Tim wears socks and sandals.

Quilted though? It has to be quilted. But then if it was quilted, it wouldn't be lightweight, would it? I wonder if his shoes have an open-toed version for the summer? Like a boy's peep-toe?

I wear flipflops or boots, no inbetween for me. Shudders at the thought of court shoes or blister-inducing gladiator sandals.

Where in the world are Tayto right now? And that's not rhetorical question, it's a genuine one. USA, Australia, UK or somewhere entirely different?

Not quilted. I think he looks quite nice and pap happy here.

Oh look, he's toting a multi-pocketed rucksack, do you think he has his capsule wardrobe tucked in there?

Im liking the new jacket.

Ooh nice new jacket Tim. I wonder if the Skull Island people gave it to him as a gift.
Hmm, now I have a cunning plan - we could all club together and send a jacket to LuLu for Tim. How proud would we be if he was papped wearing a jacket from the TayTo MN massive

Do we know what size feet he has? We could probably cobble together enough 50ps for these!

Love the sandals. Maybe teamed with some personalised socks of love

Could we get one sock to say 'I ❤ TS' and the other 'I ❤ MN' ?

Another one who sees no options but boots and flipflops here- I have deep admiration for Tim's ability to keep cool in the tropics with a quilted jacket and grey suede while
I'm perspiring embarrassingly in London in a vest and flipflops. If I'd worn Tim's choice of clothes I'd have had to set them on fire by now, they'd be unsaveable.

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if LuLu knew about our lovely thread given the way the SBoS appears to be responding to us with ever more jacket and shoe pics.

you won't be stuck reporting on Rob Kardashian forever
Ah, that made me feel wistful. One of my jobs on the first magazine I worked on was writing the soaps' page. I was the first to know what was going to happen in Corrie and got to use the new-fangled ISDN line. I sound like such an old gimmer

Just saw the pics of the Hemsworths at the Splendour in the Grass festival. Drat! Why did it have to clash with ComicCon? That would have been a perfect first double date with TayTo.

Tom has size 11 feet. Apparently. And I really am not making myself look any less obsessive here at all.

Esme keep this up and you'll end up nominated to present the personalised socks of love

I'm catching up over tea and sniggering away. You witty lovely lot.

If this does get zapped pleeeeease can we continue on the MN Dark web

Boring day here tidying before PIL visit. I need some taytos to gets me through.

Why would the thread get zapped? We're not batshit crazy conspiracy theorists. We're simple women (uncomplicated simple, not Simple Simon simple) with a keen interest in Tayto and a penchant for flaunting ourselves in a quilted jacket and displaying our limbs in grey suede footwear.

I do actually have a paor of grey suede shoes/boots. They are those stupid things with the wedge heels inside them.
I shall hunt them out for the presentation of the socks.
Tim will want to run away with me when he sees me in them. Probably. Sorry Tay
Also waves to Lulu.