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Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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KimmySchmidtsSmile · 26/06/2016 23:09

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FrayedHem · 01/07/2016 22:08

The wind beneath his wings

Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!
raisedbyguineapigs · 01/07/2016 22:11

Who's Lulu?

I read that Blind Gossip thing and thought it was obviously Tayto! I don't know whether I'd be more disappointed in him just blindly and stupidly falling into an embarrassing publicity stunt or that he's such a desperate fame whore that he doesn't care what he looks like, he's willing to pay the price. Maybe she's just a girl who can't say no to a publicity stunt relationship

downright · 01/07/2016 22:13

Lulu! SmileSmile

Donatellalymanmoss · 01/07/2016 22:16

Well that would fit with some of what was said about him at the beginning of the last thread, and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it's true. Notably, one of the first things LuLu did when the Rhode Island picture was follow her publicist on twitter. She's called Tree so we don't even have to stretch ourselves to far to give her a nickname.

Although as ever with those sites, they make the vast majority of those things up, there is the odd one that is true which gives them a shred of credibility.

APlaceOnTheCouch · 01/07/2016 22:19

Lulu is a handsome boy and a much better dresser than Toto. I bet he wants to burn that quilted jacket.

Donatellalymanmoss · 01/07/2016 22:20

But she might just think he really likes her. She's a hopeless romantic and I really did think she was totally over the whole dating for attention thing, really when you think about it she has nothing to gain from this. Also if I remember correctly the story broke in the Sun, why would her American publicist go to the British press.

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 01/07/2016 22:20

Evening Proffers Wine to cadge partay (see what I did there?!) invite. Have been away in real life. I did not like it very much. I did like the last few pages though with Kim Carcrashian, Flat Stanley, MN squad party crashing, Bradley Cooper pics (Did like Silver linings but the dance was crap).
Sadly I have no gossip apart from Gleb not being in Strictly Sad and there being three new pros including Spanish pro Gorka
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Is it me or is that a bit Chico time?

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Cocolepew · 01/07/2016 22:21

Who is Lulu!? Shock
Lulu is the air that he breathes.

Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!
FrayedHem · 01/07/2016 22:22

Lulu = Luke ToTo's publicist. Beware of Tumblr if you go googling it gets frighteningly weird!

I dunno, I can almost feel a bit sorry for slebs who start out at 14/16 doing tours and being managed by their 'rents as surely they miss out on normal rejection dating. I wonder if they get a bit stuck in mid-puberty development and hence all the girl squads/boy crews shite.

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 01/07/2016 22:24

raised lulu is Luke, TH's long suffering publicist not to be confused with Wellllllllllllllll Bloody Lulu who made Brendan suffer.

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downright · 01/07/2016 22:25

I've said it before and I'll say it again. They are NOT having good sex.

Donatellalymanmoss · 01/07/2016 22:25

Taylor was bullied quite badly at school, it was one of the reasons that her parents were happy to move to Nashville, there is definitely an air about her squad development which suggests she never totally got over it. Which I can sadly empathise with, although I haven't gone to the trouble of building a squad as I'm an anti-social fucker Grin

Donatellalymanmoss · 01/07/2016 22:27

downright I really don't think they are, my brain cannot compute that you can have better sex with Tom Hiddleston than you can with Calvin Harris Blush Blush Blush Blush

(if you haven't noticed I have a little crush)

Whentheshipgoesdown · 01/07/2016 22:29

That blind absolutely has to be TayTo - the similar blind is a solved TayTay one and the fit is too good. Too scared for tumblr like a pp, also due to larry but not sure if I am #teamlulu or not. I NEED A SIDE!

Donatellalymanmoss · 01/07/2016 22:29

Maybe I just need to change username and to calvinsarmanipants and get it over with Grin

FrayedHem · 01/07/2016 22:29

The OP is back. Yay! I am relieved, I was beginning to wonder if you were TayTay we'd derailed your thread.

Donatellalymanmoss · 01/07/2016 22:38

What is the solved TayTay blind item?

UnGoogleable · 01/07/2016 22:50

So assuming that blind is true (why ever would it not be?), I can well believe TH would go to any lengths to raise his profile in the States, he has famewhore written all over him.

We've established that TayTay has no need to date some B list British actor for publicity, but perhaps dating a good looking English guy as a fuck-you to CH was enough incentive for her - good old Rebound therapy.

OR, perhaps, just perhaps, she's genuinely smitten by him and she's getting used...?

Or a combo of all of the above?

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 01/07/2016 22:51

sadly I am not really the OP, that would be Meg from thread one, more tragically, I am not Taytay although I was at an early July 4th thing today but kids were in attendance so Winetoting it wasn'tSad I do like a good thread derail though. It's all good. Especially when Real Life sucks: went back to work a few weeks ago (part-time, equiv. £7/hour, nothing fancy) and am still finding my feet (not the work, more new colleagues). Add humidity + mozzies + one sick teen = now stuffing as many Raffaellos into my mouth in a minute as possible. I'd be stuffing as many Mark Ruffalos joke redacted

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FrayedHem · 01/07/2016 22:51

blindgossip.com/?p=67167 was linked in the blind gossip link - fill in blank relationship or something. TayTay and Matt Healy was a rumoured but untrue relationship solved on BG

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 01/07/2016 22:53
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Donatellalymanmoss · 01/07/2016 23:00

Ah yes Matt Healy, I vaguely remember that and the t-shirt wearing thing which was a bit odd.

FrayedHem · 01/07/2016 23:06

kimmy I hope your work stuff settles soon, Real Life people can be tricky, sometimes I pine for a lulu of my own to deal with all the shitwork smooth the path ahead for me.

Another unsubstantiated rumour I heard was that CH's pals didn't gel well with TayTay's. I can imagine ToTo winning their approval or at least trying to.

Whentheshipgoesdown · 01/07/2016 23:08

Yes surely BG is always always true?

That and @beardclub...

FrayedHem · 01/07/2016 23:21

I'm half-expecting my husband's ludicrous theory on the Go Compare Ads to pop up on a Blind Gossip Item. Note if it does it is not true.

The SBoS is a pretty sad state, 2 items on what Cheryl Unconfirmed-surname and Stephanie Davis is back. Come on Tay-To they need you, man.

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