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Who'd have thought that Dean Gaffney's loins......

48 replies

squoosh · 22/06/2016 00:26

Could produce such beautiful offspring. I would have imagined his kids to look more like a ferret and less like a Victoria's Secret model.

P.S The two on the right are his daughters. The one on the left is his girlfriend. She just looks like his daughter

Who'd have thought that Dean Gaffney's loins......
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PerspicaciaTick · 22/06/2016 00:35

The one on the far right is the spitting image of her dad. The other two could be twins...which is slightly disconcerting. But yes, they are all very pretty women.

MistyMeena · 22/06/2016 08:45

The one on the far right is his girlfriend I think, the other two are twin daughters!

ElsaAintAsColdAsMe · 22/06/2016 08:49

Op you need to change your thread title, I don't want to be thinking about Dean Gaffneys loins over breakfast or ever Grin

His daughters are gorgeous. It looks like he's sitting with 3 models.

MrsJayy · 22/06/2016 08:51

Dean Gaffneys twins are young womrn i thought they were about 12.

FeckinCrutches · 22/06/2016 08:52

This picture proper gives me the creeps for some reason Confused

MrsJayy · 22/06/2016 08:52

Women*

iMatter · 22/06/2016 08:55

Bleugh. He looks like a creepy old letch 1970s stylee.

But yes his daughters are attractive.

MrsJayy · 22/06/2016 08:58

Och now im seeing creepy old letch urgh

LadyStarkOfWinterfell · 22/06/2016 09:00

The far right one has to be his daughter
Are you sure the other tw aren't twins?

TheSpottedZebra · 22/06/2016 09:00

See, I think he's only an eye blink away from David Gandy.
So near- and yet so far.

CrazyDuchess · 22/06/2016 09:04

The picture is a bit grim - but bloody hell the man doesn't age! And you cannot deny his daughters are just gorgeous

CopperPot · 22/06/2016 09:06

The one on the left is his gf

QueenLaBeefah · 22/06/2016 09:09

The girls' mum must be extremely beautiful.

CopperPot · 22/06/2016 09:42

I've seen two uglies make a pretty lots. Must be some science behind it

AlfrescoBalconyWanker · 22/06/2016 09:50

I have looked at that picture and even with being told which is his girlfriend I cannot tell the difference between them.

I also read the article in the Mail and cringed at his description of himself as a red-blooded male. No!!!!! How could anyone go near that?

DinosaursRoar · 22/06/2016 09:51

no, apparently that photo the one on the left is his DP (aged 23) and the other two are his DDs (aged 19). He is dating a woman who is at most 4 years older than his DDs and looks a lot like them and apparently there's nothing creepy about that at all. (I seem to recall his ExP, the twin DD's Mum was very pretty, it could be the girls look like their mother and he has a type...).

MistyMeena · 22/06/2016 19:57

Yes, I stand corrected, the one on the left is his girlfriend! Isn't it a bit weird that they all look so similar?

YvaineStormhold · 22/06/2016 20:00

I feel old.

SlowJinn · 23/06/2016 18:45

Gaffney just misses out on being drop dead gorgeous. Dunno why. His general air of zed list desperation? His daughters are very pretty though.

Vixxfacee · 23/06/2016 18:48

He was a drip in eastenders but I genuinely think he's improved with age.
I also agree that the 2 either side of him look more like twins.

PimmsIsMyDrinkOfChoice · 23/06/2016 18:54

Their mother must have amazing genes to have overruled his rubbish ones

TheDropBear · 24/06/2016 19:12

This photo gives me the creeps, his girlfriend and his daughter look way too similar. They're even posing in the same way, each with a hand on his knee.

TinklyLittleLaugh · 26/06/2016 11:53

I think he's physically quite attractive.

I cannot imagine any circumstances whereby my teenage daughters and DH would pose in those positions.

MitzyLeFrouf · 27/06/2016 14:26

'I think he's physically quite attractive.'

Who'd have thought that Dean Gaffney's loins......
TinklyLittleLaugh · 28/06/2016 00:36

Well he is Mitzy. Physically, separated from his character and personality and general air of z list desperation. He's pretty good looking. Not my type, but he's not a minger.

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