Who'd have thought that Dean Gaffney's loins......

[squoosh]

Could produce such beautiful offspring. I would have imagined his kids to look more like a ferret and less like a Victoria's Secret model.

P.S The two on the right are his daughters. The one on the left is his girlfriend. She just looks like his daughter

Doesn't he have goofy teeth and bad skin? I don't know what on earth that young woman sees in him.

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^for you tinkly

I still kind of admire him and Barry off EE for being able to take a joke/be the butt of the joke in Extras.

Wow thanks Kimmy

Come on, he's a perfectly decent looking guy, even in Kimmy's lovely montage.

Not my montage! But I genuinely thought he would look nice in a tux. I was agreeing with you. And the title Deano Royale made me laugh. Not so sure why the shark/Jaws/coming in for the kill photo there but the tux is good, Tinkly. He looks rather nice.

Nah sorry that photo just looks too odd

He appears to me to have somewhat styled himself on Hugh Hefner and is treating his dds as sex objects.

Woman are not ornaments. Even worse that their own father treats them as such.

He was berating on twitter the parenting skills of BB Laura and Love Island Zara's parents, so either he is slut shaming or in fact, he is a father and has grown up somewhat and is protective towards women/does not agree with them being portrayed as sex objects (the aforementioned having had sex/oral live on TV). Or both. I guess the two are not mutually exclusive. I agree that pose is far too Peter Stringfellow.

Is he still on Eastenders?

Attractive? Ew no, can't see it at all. He looks like any manky scouser living round the corner from me.

I swear to god he's got a pact with the devil though. It's the only way I can explain his apparent attraction to women.

What does he DO these days? Anything?

Come on, he's a perfectly decent looking guy

Nope. Still can't see it.

What ElsaAintAsColdAsMe said. Someone, for the love of God, change the title here!

Dean Gaffney's loins...... should not be mentioned.

Best use of Ryan from The US Office ever.

Thank you so much for that!

He's one of those men that, in theory, is good-looking. Strong jawline, defined bone structure, thick dark hair and blue eyes...

I don't know why he isn't attractive. He should be.

He looks like a rat

Are men and women just really fundamentally different?
I am the same age as Dean and I have a 17yo and the thought of going out with someone a few years older that looks like them, makes me feel sick

I cannot believe those girls are his daughters! So pretty.

How exactly is he treating his daughters as sex objects....???

I've had a quick google.
These are his DTDDs
His ex (their mother)
And with his current GF

There must be somethings about him to attract two beautiful women.... maybe he is a really nice person or is amazing in bed

Bloody Nora.

That's all I have to say 'bout that...

Punching above his weight- defo

Very creepy that his dp looks just like one of his daughters! How weird.

He's a fan of large boobs. Don't ask me how I know this (I may have saved the Facebook conversations)

There was a thread once about which celebs you'd been chatted up by. About 42% of the thread had been approached by Deano at one stage.

I remember that