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Tom Hiddleston dating Taylor Swift

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MegCleary · 15/06/2016 23:10

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DaleMaily · 16/06/2016 21:14

Lol Mitzy.

Zebra They can put him on a box. And hire Natalie Portman as a Bond girl, she's tiny.

WindPowerRanger · 16/06/2016 21:30

I actually don't want Idris to be Bond, and I'm black! I want Idris to have his own franchise of Bond-y type films, created especially for him. That would be better than all the tedious "controversy" having Idris as Bond would stir up.

TheSpottedZebra · 16/06/2016 21:43

Look, Idris AND HIDDLES! All together.
It's a conspiracy.

Tom Hiddleston dating Taylor Swift
TheSpottedZebra · 16/06/2016 21:44

And how nice that the thumbnail just crops to the groinal area. Well, on the mobile site.

Cocolepew · 16/06/2016 21:50

Thats Taylor peeking out of the door..

TheSpottedZebra · 16/06/2016 21:52

I meant to write Tiddles there. As in - all 3 of them.

At Anna Wintour's pre met gala supper. Now she would make an amazing Bond. Ruthless.

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 16/06/2016 21:58

Ah mitzy we meet again
He is indeed irish as was Pierce THE BEST BOND Brosnan (Don't Mention Mamma Mia) ;-)
Actually, most of the actors who have played the trilingual swiss-school educated Eton-attending literary Bond have had humble origins.
Sean's mum was a cleaner, Dad a factory worker
Roger's mum was a housewife, Dad a policeman
George's mum worked in a store, Dad a railwayman
All three had had military service (part of Bond's biog)
Timothy born Colwyn Bay. But he, like Roger, attended Rada.
Pierce's Dad buggered off, mum a nurse, brought up by gp.
Daniel Craig is probably the least 'umble, looking at his biog.
Aidan Turner's mum carpet shop worker, Dad electrician.
Idris Elba's mum a clerk, Dad car factory worker.

It's called Acting, dahling...you do not have to be one of the so-called elite, luvvie, to play one of the elite. Besides, James was an orphaned at 12 military man.

Sorry about the derail from Tay tay bearding again to diversity and representation in MI6/Equality in UK casting/acting opportunities.
MI6 did used to recruit many spies from Oxbridge (Oxford just seven years ago recruited only one student from a black caribbean background) and in March this year, private school heads were moving to accept more black students. MI5 have 8% employees come from black and minority ethnic backgrounds. Cannot find the figures for MI6 but Telegraph claim that faced with the threat of islamist terrorism, they now recruit more people from ethnic minorities and more women than before (no stats on how many women from ethnic minority background).

Given all that, there could and indeed should be a black Bond (although why anyone wants to play a martini-swilling, chain-smoking, misogynist, violent philanderer who will then typecast you for life is anyone's guess. Iconic but why?). Whether they ever will remains to be seen. In real life, like acting breaks, discrimination is still rife.

As an aside, anyone with Netflix, Master of None, Aziz Ansari: the episode ''Indians on TV'' is brilliant.
I would also heartily endorse Adeel Akhtar as Bond (He was in Utopia. I adore him. Also in River and The Night Manager). But I suspect Hrithik Roshan would beat him to the punch if we were being so shallow as to base it on looks alone ;-)

Cocolepew · 16/06/2016 21:59

Maybe Tay Tay could be the new Bond, she's tall enough.

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 16/06/2016 22:06

She would make an amazing Bond Villain! well, better than fencing Madge at any rate

he's too short James Bond in cuban heels!

FOUR WORDS: Tom Cruise. Jack Reacher.

Cocolepew · 16/06/2016 22:09

Tiny Tom as the giant Jack Reacher was the stupidist casting ever

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 16/06/2016 22:11

I have yet to see it...

whirlygirly · 16/06/2016 22:12

I can't cope with this. Too soon. I'm still mourning Taylor and Calvin. And the inflatable swan.

Cocolepew · 16/06/2016 22:13

DH watched it, I refused in protest.

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 16/06/2016 22:16

....as I would spend the whole movie thinking 25cm too short. 25cm!

UnderTheGreenwoodTree · 16/06/2016 22:18

Spindly Grin

I quite liked him in the Night Manager - even thought he could be a contender for Bond - but those pictures have put me right off.

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 16/06/2016 22:20

Mr Harris needs to hook up with Tina Hobley (City)
Then we could call them...
Calvin and Hobs

getting my coat x

TheSpottedZebra · 16/06/2016 22:21

Kimmy you made many some good points.
But I shall discount all of them, as you discount the wonderous

TheSpottedZebra · 16/06/2016 22:22

Raza

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KimmySchmidtsSmile · 16/06/2016 22:28

and back to the topic in question...

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/man-resigns-himself-to-having-to-date-taylor-swift-20160616109589

MitzyLeFrouf · 16/06/2016 22:30

Well hullo there Kimmy, we are delighted to welcome your hipster presence to this thread!

And as to the finer details of your post, how have all these proletarians managed to sneak their way into the esteemed role of Bond. I'm outraged I tell you! All the time that they were doing their best to portray a knicker loosening ex Etonian they were probably inwardly singing Knees Up Mother Brown and dreaming of a Fray Bentos pie. I can't help but think we've been grievously betrayed.

Let's get Prince Andrew in the role. Breeding and beauty. He truly has it all.

Cocolepew · 16/06/2016 22:31

Calvin and Hobs Grin

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 16/06/2016 22:31

spotted

I. Am. Swooning.
He will do very nicely, thank you very much. x

MitzyLeFrouf · 16/06/2016 22:33

I know I've been on one Bond thread too many when I see that Mr Raza from Spooks photo pop up. Once again I say 'NO'.

I'm really demonstrating my sleb twaddle qualifications here but I'm sure his wife dumped him for Our Anthony from the Royle Family. I'd never be able to take him seriously as Mr Knicker Loosener knowing he was cuckolded by Ant.

APlaceOnTheCouch · 16/06/2016 22:39

Did the Tiddles' pics fool anyone? It seems such a shame that they put in all that effort and no-one believes them.

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 16/06/2016 22:40

mitzy :-)
I once sang Knees Up Mother Brown in a pub in Sarf East Lahndan. Fact.
But I now have a bloody Xmas earworm in my head
''I'm dreaming of a Fray Bentos...
just like the ones I used to know''
(Could go on to talk about the meat gloop glistening but there might be vegetarians on this thread!)
How much is a fray bentos pie these days?
they charge Six Euros in the ex pat shop!!! Living Daylights Robbery ;-)