Wendy Deng and Vladimir Putin

[Hassled]

Yes, I know he's not exactly a 'sleb, but it seems Mumsnet doesn't have an Evil Despot topic (something MNHQ probably need to address).

Anyway, they're dating. It's on the internet so it must be true, and The Poke's top tweets made me laugh so I thought I'd share. What do you think they talk about before they nod off in the evenings?

Illuminati confirmed!

She needs to get right over to the Relationship's board for a bit of advice on the kind of men she's attracted to.

Rupert Murdoch, Tony Blair, Vladimir Putin. Bloody hell Wendy

Do you think there's some kind of Evil Despot Dating site where they meet??
"WLTM genuine single with despotic tendencies, ruthless ambition and pots of cash"

He's hot.

I thought I had bad taste in men!

An evil despot topic would be good.

And it'll be mine, all mine!

But good to see her taste in men is finally improving

In fairness to her, he does cuddle dogs. What's not to love?

April Fools tomorrow...

Well if this is true it has made my day.
I am rather surprised she found someone more evil than Murdoch!
Poor woman needs to find someone who is just nice n normal!

She really can pick em!
Just mentioned this to DP and he reminded me of the time she attacked that bloke in the House of Commins, when he cream pied Murdoch at that hearing!

I did like this....
"Of Wendi Deng’s two recent partners, one is a cruel, vengeful despot who ruins countries, and the other is Vladimir Putin."

Sorry for the terrible grammer in that post!
In my defence I've had a glass of wine, and am trying to MN, cook dinner and tell DP all the goss from here!

I think poor Wendy needs an intervention, what is she thinking?
Who is left for her to date? Kim Jong un? Robert Mugabe?

It's the worst trio for snog, marry, avoid.
Snog - RM
Marry - Vlad
Avoid - Blair

I'd forgotten about her lunging at the Murdoch assailant - video here :o. Wendi (I'm wrong about Wendy) is definitely not to be messed with. Maybe Putin has her as protection?

Has she had Trump yet?

They'll be playing Six Degrees of Wendy Deng soon.

One would have to admire a woman who thinks in CONTINENTS. Not individuals.
So, we've got Rupert (Australia), Blair (UK) and now Putin (Russia).
If this woman is thinking in air miles, she's got it fucking cracked.

:o

It'll be 3 degrees of Wendi if she keeps going.

So her potential next partner could be....
Mugabe
Kim Jong Un
Trump

If anyone ever needed advice from the Relationships board it is definitely her!

Hassled the clip of it is hilarious, she is really very angry! not like he deserved it or anything
Love the idea she's actually secret protection, and not just shagging them, though I think that credits her with way too much mystique/interest!
I understand the money/power thing (though don't like it!) but these are two genuinely very disturbing people, who preside over terrible things, I mean, what can they be like as partners?!

Trump has to be the pinnacle of bad dating

She mustn't be a card player. Or she'd have Trumped by now.
I'll get my coat...

Don't forget Assad - there's a potential future partner for Wendi if it goes tits up with Vlad.

I reckon she'd draw the line at George Osborne though.