Wendy Deng and Vladimir Putin

[Hassled]

Yes, I know he's not exactly a 'sleb, but it seems Mumsnet doesn't have an Evil Despot topic (something MNHQ probably need to address).

Anyway, they're dating. It's on the internet so it must be true, and The Poke's top tweets made me laugh so I thought I'd share. What do you think they talk about before they nod off in the evenings?

Oh god, she would only go out with Osborne if she needed a discount on wallpaper

I'm googling 'right wing dictators still alive' now.

There's always Nigel Farage?

Swedish, don't worry, I'm sure Wendi already has that list of names in her handbag!

This has to be an April Fool!!

I've run out of RL evil bastards and instead suggest Dicky Roper from The Night Manager. He'd be right up Wendi's street, I reckon.

Assad for A Sad. Could work.
Summer in Syria could be tricky though, she may post in AIBU about how to holiday without shrapnel and other such fripperies....

Am glad someone posted a link to this bit of mn. I love wendi deng. This post has made me laugh. We should be glad she won't date hitler.

She's playing tyrant bingo isn't she. She's really working a very particular niche...

Vlad had a certain je ne sais quoi, until his most recent facelift, which ruined his face.

Wendi is tough, but there is no way she is getting past Grace (misnomer) Mugabe to the top prize that is Robert. His first wife Sally was lovely and adored by all. RM only went truly evil after she died. Grace is apparently a very good match for who he is now.