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He really does love his kids

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BrianCoxReborn · 16/10/2015 08:50

He just told BBC Breakfast all about it.

And his dad.

And his appalling new album.

Can't we use anti-terror laws to stop him releasing shite music?

Mr Andre you are charged with inciting a normally rage-free ish mother of 2, to consider kicking innocent passers-by.

His punishment: not allowed within 80 miles of a recording studio (music or tv) and any gurning (a large Strictly) will result in immediate expulsion to a desert island.

Don't tell me IBU. I'm not.

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BrianCoxReborn · 16/10/2015 18:54

feels slightly sick at "milking the Nan pound",sounds like a.euphemism.

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IHaveBrilloHair · 16/10/2015 18:55

I like Robbie.
I also don't really know what swing music is.

AnyFucker · 16/10/2015 18:57

who was horrible little fucker who "loved his nan" from one of those horrible "talent" point and laugh at the deluded shows

he was christened NanFucker on MN

MuddhaOfSuburbia · 16/10/2015 18:58

what kind of psycho would list 'love my nan' on their bio?

EVERyone loves their nan surely

HookedOnHooking · 16/10/2015 18:59

Vile little shit gives me the creeps.

His pisture is also shit and his rhythm is off.

AnyFucker · 16/10/2015 18:59

Chris Maloney this jarring nobber

MuddhaOfSuburbia · 16/10/2015 19:00

you don't want to know about swing Brillo

it is ghastly

cover versions of fucking Sinatra and Bobby Darin and that

MuddhaOfSuburbia · 16/10/2015 19:01

AAAAAAAAARGH SCARY LINK AF

one photo wouldve done thank you

MissMarpleCat · 16/10/2015 19:02

Chris Maloney looks a very odd bloke Hmm

AnyFucker · 16/10/2015 19:02

wasn't Robbie's dying album entitled "Swings Both Ways" ?

Not attention-seeking him, no way

AnyFucker · 16/10/2015 19:02

BUT CHRIS LOVES HIS NAN

InQuiteAPickle · 16/10/2015 19:19

I think Robbie's Swing Album was Swing When You're Winning, wasn't it? Or has there been another one since?

Pooseyfrumpture · 16/10/2015 19:25

Have you seen the comments on the latest DM article? How many "I bet he really loves his kids" comments are there!

BrianCoxReborn · 16/10/2015 19:26

pisture

Anybody else doing the Allo Allo fake French accent?

Nope? Ok then

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