He really does love his kids

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He just told BBC Breakfast all about it.

And his dad.

And his appalling new album.

Can't we use anti-terror laws to stop him releasing shite music?

Mr Andre you are charged with inciting a normally rage-free ish mother of 2, to consider kicking innocent passers-by.

His punishment: not allowed within 80 miles of a recording studio (music or tv) and any gurning (a large Strictly) will result in immediate expulsion to a desert island.

Don't tell me IBU. I'm not.

I don't mind him

If I'm honest, I don't mind him either, I just like taking the piss out of him.
Tbf I have no life.

I also only watch strictly to see his moves, hes quite good.

Oh Brillo.

I expected higher standards from you.

Actually, I concede, he is quite good on Strictly - dancing wise. It's his constant gurning that gets on my tits. Maybe they can put a plastic bag on his head?

No, no he's not quite good on Strictly. No weakening!

Actually, I concede, he is quite good on Strictly - dancing wise. It's his constant gurning that gets on my tits. Maybe they can put a plastic bag on his head?

Perhaps you could suggest that. Halloween round the corner.

He's done a "swing" album now, right ?

Doing a swing album is usually a marker that one's career is one step up from the shitheap

Bring it on

The man looks like a narcissistic abuser

I volunteer to make sure it's sealed tied tight around his neck.

I saw some YouTube clips of when he was with KP and he was an abusive cock towards her. Nasty man.

Oh yes, I just heard a clip from his Swing album and I retract my comment about his performance on Strictly.

My god, AF, I hope you're right. Rod Stewart did a Swing album and hasn't been seen/heard since.

I met him when he signed a calendar for my friend and he appeared to have a sense of humour. So I'm tiptoeing over to the dark side....

So did Robbie Williams

He is a Massive Twat too

Of course he has a sense of humour, he's made a career out of being a cheesy slimeball.

Don't sit on the fence, AF, say it like it is

Peter Andre dances like the man he is: slick, but completely superficial.

Yes, he dances well but there's no emotion there.

What has Robbie done wrong?
I think I must have missed something, and I hate to miss out on sleb Goss.

Yes - no emotion. Dead behind the eyes.

I want to like Robbie. But then I watch him being interviewed and remember what a huge bellend he is.

Having said that, I once went to a concert of his (circa 2000) and it was phenomenal. I don't like his music when it's on the radio, but live it was great.

imo Robbie did a swing album because he's so fucking RICH he can do whatever he likes

ditto Rod

PA does it in desperate attempt to milk the Nan Pound

PA is a manipulative coat tail hanging piggybacking little shit

he shouldn't be on the telly

IN MY OPINION

I did laugh once at that iceland ad with the peas though

AnyFucker I think you have him nailed....

I hate "Swing" music. I hope nobody buys his album and he disappears into obscurity.

oh I like Robbie

he is LOOOOLZ

The nan pound .. Ha ha.
Just what does the sweet looking and apparently clever Emily see in him?