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HRHsherlockssextoy · 18/03/2014 16:44

A group set up for the proliferation of cumberporn. Please add your photos, gifs, links and general lustiness. An appreciation society for benedict cumberbatch.

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OnlyLovers · 14/05/2014 08:42

Helena B C looks beautiful in that pic!

I got a bit cross at first because I thought it was a daytime event and wondered why everyone had turned up in evening dress. Very gauche Grin.

The combo of wearing formal and being photographed always makes BC look a bit self-conscious and stiff , IMO. Nice hair though.

Kate Moss looked glorious.

NeedsAGreenCardForFantasyLand · 14/05/2014 21:10

For those of you who aren't sick to death of .

HRHsherlockssextoy · 15/05/2014 11:24

In London today . Off to see birdland I shall report back.

Last time I was here, it rained, got cold and wet and saw a bus for Hampstead. I thought better of it as I've already said that I was damp.
The sun is shining I'm happy. I wonder who'll sit next to me today?

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Cumberlover76 · 15/05/2014 14:29

Have a great time HRH. He's in London isn't he? Well he was a couple of days ago.

OnlyLovers · 15/05/2014 14:34

Have a great time, HRH. I'm very envious. I'm having a boring but also stressful day at work and would much rather be at a good matinee!

HRHsherlockssextoy · 15/05/2014 20:30

Good god! Andrew Scott saying fuck a lot and wearing very tight jeans and t shirt and getting wet and then taking his top off and it was hot was almost too much to take.

I have no idea what the play was about

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ladymalfoy · 15/05/2014 20:38

What aftershave does he wear? What does he smell like?

Cumberlover76 · 15/05/2014 20:51

HRH ha ha! Any pics? Hope you're out stalking the heath and various cumberlocations!

Well jel about your upcoming Hay visit! YOU WILL SEE HIM FOR REAL! OMFG!

OnlyLovers · 16/05/2014 11:02

I have no idea what the play was about

Grin

A roaring success of a day, I'd say. I wish I fancied him –it sounds like immensely good value for money.

Then again, I was in the front row at Coriolanus so got to see Tom Hiddleston, who I DO fancy, and his marvellous skinny jeans, drenched, sweaty and topless, so I've sort of experienced my equivalent Theatre Heaven.

HRHsherlockssextoy · 16/05/2014 11:23

I don't particularly fancy Andrew Scott. His accent is lovely.

But he played a rockstar in tight jeans etc.i didn't get close enough to smell him I think I would have gone a bit mad at th actually.

I think people who put on plays these days know what ladies are looking for.

Trying to think up a suitable hamlet batch idea. But failing.

Now if hamlet was in tight jeans, tight top, got wet and tied up then I think they'd have the audience treated for heat stroke. It will be summer.

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Sudename · 16/05/2014 12:26

Glad you enjoyed yourself HRH
I think Hamlets director is female surely she will have him in tight jeans,tight t shirt, soaking wet and tied up (well if it was up to me. . .)

OnlyLovers · 16/05/2014 16:36

Grin at i didn't get close enough to smell him.

Who knows, maybe it will be a radical modern-dress Hamlet with BC in not very much.

SugarFinney · 17/05/2014 18:52

Whether you fancy him or not, Andrew Scott is indeed very fit in Birdland. And maybe I do, just a little bit ...

Gearing up to watch Star Trek later. The whole family are watching apparently so I must be careful not to give myself away, teenagers can be remorseless in their teasing. I'm surprised they haven't asked me why I'm actually going to watch a sci-fi film.

SciFiFan · 17/05/2014 21:36

How are you enjoying Khan Sugar? I must watch that again as I hadn't 'got' the whole Cumberfascination thing when I watched it. He was just a weird looking but good actor.....how naive I was.

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Cumberlover76 · 17/05/2014 21:53

Hot, hot Khan. Oh I could lick him in that skin tight Lycra with the buff bod!mmmm, slightly tipsy after cider in the sunWink! Hope you've all enjoyed the lovely weather today x

RiverTam · 17/05/2014 22:24

we had a lovely day - went to the seaside! DD was beside herself.

Khan is just smokin' hot. I come over all unnecessary when he's on the screen. Last viewing of Star Trek was when DH was out Blush.

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SugarFinney · 17/05/2014 22:49

Loved it, although some bits were better than others Grin. Benedict does a good villain and Khan is indeed very hot.

I think there was a bit of a mix up with Sherlock though:
Khan/Sherlock "I am better"
Kirk "At what?"
Khan/Sherlock "At everything" or it might have been "than everyone" but you get the picture

Anyway, he wasn't dead at the end, just frozen, so he could come back hopes

HRHsherlockssextoy · 17/05/2014 22:51

I was in London again. This time I went to see a view from the bridge. The seats were a bit arse numbing but god, it had mark strong in it.
Who got all wet.again. And topless.

What are they trying to do to me this week. He is rather;fit.

BC went to king Lear yesterday according to twitter. Next on my list.

Now, does anyone get wet in that?

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nachohousekeeper · 18/05/2014 00:09

Just got back to hotel after seeing Birdland with DD and meeting Andrew Scott who was lovely GrinGrinGrin

HRHsherlockssextoy · 18/05/2014 11:40

How did you meet Andrew Scott?!

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OnlyLovers · 18/05/2014 14:06

Bollocks, I'm going to see King Lear in a few week so have missed him.

nachohousekeeper · 18/05/2014 16:09

He came to the stage door after the performance. Just me him and about 50 teenage girls!! He was adorable. He said he wanted to be quick as he had somewhere to be but he signed everyone's books, took loads of photos with people. His smile is a little piece of heaven!

A bit later DD and I were in Sloane Square waiting for DH and he walked right by us. DD was beside herself and hasn't stopped tweeting/tumblring and texting since!

bendydickcumonmybaps · 18/05/2014 18:15

I got round to watching Star Trek the other day...I can't believe DH didn't question me watching a sci-fi film as I hate the genre...not been rumbled just yet.

Khan is so hot...the whole rest of the film annoyed the hell out of me though, they left the naked woman in and cut Khans shower scene for a start

HRHsherlockssextoy · 18/05/2014 21:18

Shades indoors anyone?

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HRHsherlockssextoy · 19/05/2014 11:36

He's at Chelsea fs today for the celeb opening with his mum, who looks gorgeous in blue.

On bbc2 later, I think at 8pm. Children in bed extraordinarily early then.

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