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Hmmmm.

Both a bit bored and fidgety.

There's a weird short section near the end where she's said something and then he takes over, and she gazes at him quite vacantly. But it's odd because I don't think she otherwise comes across as a vacant person.

Overall impression is that they're either fed up of each other's company or they're strenuously not looking at each other in case they make each other laugh.

But what do I know?

What do you think, HRH?

It could also be odd because half the world is trying to read something into something that isn't there. I think I'd be annoyed if the press kept trying to insinuate that I was fooling around with someone who's just a platonic friend.

I think she looks pissed off!
I'll have a think about it......

This is for cumberlover

Sydney q&A

It's a bit shout at me and I can't understand all but it seems fun

I think they look like two people who have done one interview and press junket too many and are now bored and fed up of having to answer the same questions, and listen to each others answers for the billionth time, whilst simultaneously being polite and interesting, and being aware that half the world is looking at them wondering if they're shagging. Though I have to say I got zero chemistry off them in that clip!

Watched part of the Hobbit last night - goodbye Sherlock (for now), hellooooo Thorin! And Thranduil, who was just awesome. And Kili. Spent the whole of Smaug's bit trying to detect BC's voice, it came through every now and then but not often.

Martin freeman on 5live now

According to twitter and the many Facebook pages I frequent for my cumberporn fix Ben has been dating a mystery woman for the past few months. Fess up which one of ye is it?

Well.......

Well, I guess she must be the most discreet woman in the world, or has the most discreet friends and family. How could you not tell the world???

it's actually me

So it's all of us then

The bastard

oops ;)

Sorry ladies, but it is me. PS he's a great shag!

That story is full of shit anyway. I have decreed it so. Surely someone would let the pussy out of the prada. One of her friends etc.
But it wouldn't surprise though.

Have a cumberbulge oh baby

Mmmmm nice bit of Cumbercock HRH

Very nice HRH

Sudename, do you have a link? I've been away visiting family for the past two days and have had limited internet access.

But reading that, now I feel like Kevin in where Winnie breaks up with him. (starts sobbing into my pillow)

Benedict doing the thigh thing

Doing a slightly different thigh thing, but all highly enjoyable nonetheless

Tongue thing

Upper lip thing

I swear, I really am going to bed now...

Here's the story

je suis mystery

greencard all lovely

Sings Paul weller in her head.....

Lovely pics everyone. Here's BC looking cute with his seaplane pilot in Oz

Apparently he's been offered the part of Ian Fleming in an upcoming biopic

www.denofgeek.com/movies/fleming/30164/benedict-cumberbatch-offered-role-of-ian-fleming

Thanks, HRH. I agree that it's a crock - just like the Liv Tyler thing. The only thing that bothers me about that particular link is that it's not the DM, which would make it easier to ignore.

That said, if it were true, then I think someone would have blabbed by now. I understand that his group of friends are lovely and all, but there's always ONE person (more acquaintance than friend) who would have seen them. And barring a non-disclosure agreement, there probably would have been pictures by now. Multiple ones. From different locales. Unless he's fallen in love with Siri.

(dramatic gasp)