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Sick joke warning!!!

35 replies

Karmamother · 07/02/2006 22:53

Paul McCartney has just bought a plane for his wife, Heather. Next week he'll be buying her a ladyshave for the other leg.....

OP posts:
Flossam · 07/02/2006 22:58

[vacant emoticon]

MistressMary · 07/02/2006 23:01

Dear oh dear sniggers.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 07/02/2006 23:01

oh thats awful.

biglips · 07/02/2006 23:05

awwww thats terrible!!!!

Flossam · 07/02/2006 23:05

[still vacant - tries harder]

JonesTheSteam · 07/02/2006 23:06

That took me ages - brain working slowly at this time of night!!!

VeniVidiVickiQV · 07/02/2006 23:07

A plane is what carpenters use to shamfer down wood, floss.

waterfalls · 07/02/2006 23:07

Oh please explain......I am blonde you know!!!!!!!!

Flossam · 07/02/2006 23:08

Ahhh, all becomes clear now. Thank you VVV! Very good KM!

starlover · 07/02/2006 23:08

shamfer???

waterfalls · 07/02/2006 23:08

Does she have a false leg then?

starlover · 07/02/2006 23:09

yes

JonesTheSteam · 07/02/2006 23:09

Yes she does - lost it in a road accident!!!

biglips · 07/02/2006 23:09

i think everyone is half asleep on here tonite

JonesTheSteam · 07/02/2006 23:09

With a police car, I think!

VeniVidiVickiQV · 07/02/2006 23:09

If i'd have said shave SL it would have confused things - planes are for planing wood.

Cristina7 · 07/02/2006 23:10

Say what you like about Heather Mills but DH says she's sex on a stick.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 07/02/2006 23:10

ONe of princess Di's motor cycle cops.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 07/02/2006 23:10

Very droll C7!

starlover · 07/02/2006 23:11

is shamfer a word?

VeniVidiVickiQV · 07/02/2006 23:11

yes......

starlover · 07/02/2006 23:12

no it isn't

VeniVidiVickiQV · 07/02/2006 23:13

Was that a question then?

starlover · 07/02/2006 23:14

yes! but then I looked it up in my massive dictionary just in case, and it isn't in there!

flutterbee · 07/02/2006 23:14

I like that one made me laugh out loud

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